Laws of teh Internets

Started by DocJon · 13 posts · 7,856 views

  1. #1
    "Gaudere's Law"
    Any post made to point out a spelling or grammar error will invariably contain a spelling or grammar error."


    "Godwin's Law"
    As an internet message thread lengthens, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.


    That's all I have for now. Post your own if you know more.

  2. #2
    Your such a Natzi!!

    😀
  3. #3
    Bubbaspanky wrote:Your such a Natzi!!

    😀

    You know who else thought people were Nazi's. . .
  5. #5
    Rule 34 is an important one to remember when doing google searches for seemingly innocuous things.
  6. #6
    Or when trying to goto the Dicks Sporting Goods webpage.
  7. #7
    Sarge wrote:Rule 34 is an important one to remember when doing google searches for seemingly innocuous things.


    That was my first REALLY BIG PC CRASH a few years ago. I was looking for room temperature vulcanizing rubber compound to isolate some vibration effecting components of a customer control system.

    I could not remember the word room temperature vulcanizing so I Google "homemade hot and cold rubber compound" or something along that line....... followed the first link returned YAH! Viruses, Trojans and spy ware (oh my!) all in one simple click weeeeeeeeeeeeee memories.

    Let's say that sobering experience and it was why I upgraded from the free avg to EsetNOD32 and added Spysweeper to prevent me from doing more dumb googling.

  8. #8
    That happened to me, I really liked those cute stuffed "viruses" that they have at the doctors office. So I asked Geeves "I want a virus".... and the rest is history.


    just kidding
  9. #9
    Not really a law, but maybe a subset of Guadere's Law.

    Rotsky

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rotsky

    To incorrectly correct someone else's post's spelling or grammar. Named for a poster on Fark who made the error given in the example.

    Rotsky:
    Britney could lose LOOSE her children
    Sorry. Pet peeve.

    Another_Poster:
    Nice Rotsky there, spelling nazi.
  10. #10
    I must have missed this before because I don't remember rule 34. Nice!

  11. #11
    The Greater Internet Dickwad Theory

    Internet_dickwad_theory.jpg
  12. #12
    Doc, so what you are saying is Duck is actually a normal person? I don't believe it. 😈

  13. #13
    No actually I start out as a Dickwad and hopefully you don't feed me after midnight or get me wet.

    Oh but wait you all already know that, and still love me - right?