Sarge's somewhat random music thought of the day

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    Walking down the street today I saw that the band "Skamasutra" was going to be playing in my community at some point this summer.

    Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy ska music most of the time, but is it some unwritten rule that all ska bands must at least consider having a name with the word "ska" in it somehow?

    Why hasn't this trend carried over to other musical forms? Why aren't country bands required to have the word "redneck" somewhere in it? or maybe just "red" or "cow" to make it simple for them. Emo bands and bands that have names that sound like novels would have to include the word "whine", and all of these new bands that sound like they stepped right out of the seventies could include the word "crap"

    Just think of how much easier it would be to identify a bands sound without hearing them at all. I would know right away that I didn't really want to hear "Whiny Day Real Estate" or "Alabama Rednecks" or "The Flaming Crap".

    just a thought that occurred to me this afternoon.
  2. #2
    Sarge! What the hell are you doing posting this in the Forums! This is front page Blog material! Git er done!

    This is awesome!
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    I am on a here-to-fore unmentioned quest to reach 2k posts by the weekend. 🙂 I can add it to the blog as well though and you can discuss amongst yourselves.
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    I'm far from that number of posts. If i get after posting, Atomm would just come back to each efectively doubling his.
  5. #5
    This is what happens when sarges wife goes away for the weekend
  6. #6
    Not for a whole weekend. Just 'till Saturday. You guys are just lucky that we can't attach images at the moment or there would be a flury of posting like none ever seen here on Gamers Radio 😉
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    HAH! I was actually looking into the other gallery system. Maybe I'll fill this one soon, ok?

    Back on topic....

    Bluegrass could have the word poor dumb broke hillbilly who can't afford shoes or an instrument, so he uses the moonshine jug or washboard.

    Jazz could be.... Quite possibly the worst music on the planet involving a horn section.....

    The only one that makes sense is Death Metal.... All the Death Metal bands are named Black Something......
  8. #8
    OFF TOPIC


    PAD
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    Atomm wrote:HAH! I was actually looking into the other gallery system. Maybe I'll fill this one soon, ok?

    Back on topic....  

    Bluegrass could have the word poor dumb broke hillbilly who can't afford shoes or an instrument, so he uses the moonshine jug or washboard.

    Jazz could be.... Quite possibly the worst music on the planet involving a horn section.....

    The only one that makes sense is Death Metal.... All the Death Metal bands are named Black Something......


    Haha -

    The Dave Brubeck Worst Music on the Planet involving a horn section band

    Don't all Death Metal bands have the word Black in them already?

    Duck - No padding your post count!
  10. #10
    yeah just posting to pad your post count is wrong. I won't stand for it.
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    Sorry
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    ephil would always

    postcount ++
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    I.
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    won't
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    do
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    it
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    again.
  18. #18
    :twisted:
  19. #19
    Can someone ban him??
  20. #20
    hmmm, where'd I place that ban hammer again......

    back on topic. All psychadelic bands would have to add "on acid" at the end of their name.
  21. #21
    Grundge bands = plad
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    Nirplada
    Plad Jam
    Soundpladen
    Alice in Plad

    I like that last one.... hehe

    I can't think of any psychadelic bands Sarge. Have any suggestions?
  23. #23
    The Flaming Lips on Acid comes to mind. As do Spaceman 3 on Acid and Mercury Rev on Acid. 🙂

    Alice in Plaid - that's good 🙂
  24. #24
    It does have an I, doesn't it... lol

    I came up with another one.

    Mother Love Plaid

    Hehe.......

    Blacktallica.... Now there is a cool name for a death metal band. They could do super dark, monster heavy Metallica covers. :-)
  25. #25
    hehe.