21 reasons why English is hard to learn

Started by Duck · 27 posts · 4,039 views

  1. #1
    01) The bandage was wound around the wound.
    02) The farm was used to produce produce.
    03) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
    04) We must polish the Polish furniture.
    05) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
    06) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
    07) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
    08.) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
    09) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
    10) I did not object to the object.
    11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
    12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
    13) They were too close to the door to close it.
    14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
    15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
    16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
    17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
    18.) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
    19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
    20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
    21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
  2. #2
    My oh my....I think I'm having an anurism <sp?>
  3. #3
    No crap. My brain hurts now.
  4. #4
    Dam staight, strait, strate!
  5. #5
    Now, I know there are no more.
  6. #6
    If you break wind, I shall be forced to brake the car and toss you out.
  7. #7
    Yea, if you fail to brake, it could break your car.......
  8. #8
    Well I knew there was a lot at stake on the stake out when I flipped my steak with a stake. But I know there was no way to tell which witch was deciding not to whether or not to fly in this weather.
  9. #9
    LMAO Hilarious, but that is soooooo sad that our language is that retarded.

    Galagher (<--seriously funny comedian) has an act where he goes through our language's spelling / pronunciation between words, showing how stupid it is.

    For example.

    Tomb / Comb / Home / Some / Dumb
  10. #10
    yeah I love that bit!
  11. #11
    lol its not that bad im 14 and learning russian at school!! 33 letter alphabet!!!!!
  12. #12
    Be glad it's not Japanese. What is it, 2600 letters or something?

    That's pretty cool that you can learn Russian at school.....
  13. #13
    My wife was a Russian major, the damned cold war ended too soon to make us rich with it though ;-). You can rely on commies for only one thing and that is to screw up everything. ;-)
  14. #14
    Das ist richtig. Die Russen sind verrüct und vernichten alles. Ich wünsche dass ich japanische Sprache gelernt hatte. Ich habe Deutsch studiert aber ich spreche nur ein bisschen Deutsch.
  15. #15
    :scratches head:
  16. #16
    borton wrote:Das ist richtig. Die Russen sind verrüct und vernichten alles. Ich wünsche dass ich japanische Sprache gelernt hatte.  Ich habe Deutsch studiert aber ich spreche nur ein bisschen Deutsch.


    Translation:

    That is correct. The Russians are something and destroy everything. I wish that I had learned Japanese. I have studied German however I speak only a little German.

    Bubba translation:
    My name is Borton, I am a commie, please frag me at all costs!!! ;-) JK Borton
  17. #17
    uhhhhhh.."I am a Jelly Doughnut"
  18. #18
    Ok, who ever can speak russian, please translate this article on Gamers Radio:

    http://www.gameland.ru/magazine/si/170/122/2.asp

    It looks like we were featured in a Russian Gaming Magazine, but I have no idea what they said. Either way, how cool is that? We're International!!!!! Woohoo!!!!!
  19. #19
    Most correct TV

    Stanislav polozyuk

    Country of games, the number of # 170, p. 170-122-2

    G4TechTV

    Internet: http://www.g4techtv.com

    Estimation: 8

    In a quantity of video of materials G4TechTV, perhaps, the leader of today's survey. Let us begin directly from the laying "Video": here lots of the trailers of different direction. How to you, for example, clip in the nomination to the the best RPG, the real battles of robots or giddy video from Dungeon Siege 2? Moreover any roller can be looked in the high and low quality. It does intrigue? But also this not all: we direct cursor at the laying "Shows" and from the big enough list it is selected pleased the station (by the way, here and Gamer.tv there is, but only entirely different...). Most important will not stray in these thickets...

    TV.org

    Internet: http://www.tv.org

    Estimation: 7

    TV.org - universal tele-station, which is differed from competitors in terms of the quality of the allowed material. First, kontent of site compose cable or satellite channels. In the second place, here it is possible to skachat' firm ON for their more convenient survey. Unfortunately, by the transfers, dedicated to games, site does not abound (although there are the separate programs, focused with pillar on one game). But mood here you will spoil not from this: in order to use TV.org necessary to lay out 35 green for the unlimited access or 20 in yr. Certainly, in this case ON for the survey it is allowed completely free of charge, but nevertheless...

    Gamers Radio

    Modemshchiki - amateurs of compromises. Alas, not of their own free will, but because of the limited bandwidth of communications. Therefore the majority of the cases them it is necessary to reject the net television in favor of the Internet- radio (in more detail about the radio in SI № 13(166) - note author), where also they tell about the games. Certainly, it becomes acquainted with the game "in the words", this nevertheless, that "to listen to about the football" - half of impression is lost. However, interview or to play news on the net radio place itself.

    To approach hearing of geymerskogo radio simply, simply visit on http://www.gamersradio.com and further into the division "Radio Station" (http://www.live365.com/stations/gamersradiodotcom). If you here for the first time, then with the pushing of knob "Play" they will propose to be registered and to skachat' the program, convenient for hearing of radio. Further start the skachannuyu utility, be tuned to the necessary channel and delight in. I want to note that besides many interview and news, you will be able to listen to saundtreki from the popular games (for example, from NFS: Undeground).

    Quality and the quantity

    Is how the quality of picture and sound with obtaining OF TV signal with the usual modem? The sound of practically always not bad - nevertheless times change, and nowadays the speed of connection of lower than the specific limit no longer descends (at least, in Moscow), but program- record players know how "to sacrifice" image in favor of a sonic number.

    However, the matter is as follows with the picture. Theoretically the quality of signal appropriate VHS (e20kh2ya0, 25 frame(s)/s) is reached at the flow in 1,5 Mbit/s. The contemporary algorithms of compression noticeably reduce this value, but for the valuable survey without "the slide- show" nevertheless necessarily 200, and it is better than 300-500 kbit/s. So that the "speed of the flow" of the usual dial-up will ensure, alas, only 1-3 frame(s)/s.
  20. #20
    Ok, but can you translate that? :-)

    I'm not quite sure what they are trying to say, but it sounds very cool. Either way, we were in a Russian Magazine. How cool is that? :-)
  21. #21
    Bubbaspanky wrote:My name is Borton, I am a commie, please frag me at all costs!!! ;-) JK Borton


    i would be soo powerful if the cold war was still on, i would detroy you where you sleep, i mean it. no really, i mean it. die capitalist pig :x j/k....and verrüct = crazy....Verrücter = crazy person....and yes i wish i could speak japanese so i could d/l anime minus the subtitles 🙂
  22. #22
    Indeed it am
  24. #24
    German was cancled the year before I went to HS back in the day.
  26. #26
    gamersradizzle!
  27. #27
    sorry i didint translate the page i hacve had problems with my comp but its all sorted now !!! (plus im not very good at russian but hoping to get betta!!!)