3 word story

Started by Duck · 53 posts · 6,375 views

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    Use to have a lot of fun with the one word story but it some times got screwy.
    How about we make it three words, and see where it takes us?


    There once was
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    a dog who
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    stabbed a man


    😎
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    with a spoon
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    But the man
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    did not die.
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    The man had
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    anti spoon armor
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    for his privates.
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    That didn't help
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    He still became
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    a transgendered monkey
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    and he liked
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    to play with
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    monkey poo flingers.
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    The spoon was
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    indestructible titanium that
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    not even Superman
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    could remove from
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    a monkeys ass.
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    Let's not forget
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    to wash the
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    spoon with some
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    transgendered creating ointment
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    to stop infection
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    and hemorrhagic bleeding.
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    from your penis
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    If bleeding persists
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    apply a turniqute
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    which is like
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    a lifesaving cockring
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    My virgin ears.
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    sprung a leak
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    because this story
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    took a wrong
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    and freakish turn.
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    It's doc's fault

    😕
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    try again ma'am
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    see post 27
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    or continue on
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    when all else...
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    fails, jump on
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    the ferry to
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    Wonka's chocolate factory.
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    At the factory
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    watch for icebergs
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    that look like
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    Lorenzo Lamas and
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    Gumby had a
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    Oompa-Loompa love child
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    doop baadeee dooo