I heard this from a guy at work who has no sense of humor and it surprised the hell out of me to hear him try a joke. So i must do him justice by posting it.
A man goes to hell and must choose his fate to live out for eternity. There are 3 doors to go through, he must look in each one and make a choice.
First door. A guy is pushing a 500lb rock up a hill. When he gets to the top, he will fall down and get crush by the rock. He must then do it all over again.
Second door. He sees a man scrubbing the floors of hell, which must be done all day every day
Third door. He sees a bunch of guys standing waste deep in crap drinking coffee and talking to each other
So the man is like... hell i will go in third door. That doesnt seem that bad compared to the other door.
So the man passes through the door into the crap. The door closes behind him and disappears.
A coffee cup appears in his hand full of coffee. The man is like.. ok awsome, just as long as i dont get crap in my coffee.
SSCCccRReeeeeeachhhh..The alarm sounds and the loudspeaker sounds...OK... Breaktime is over, everybody get back on your heads
A man goes to hell and must choose his fate to live out for eternity. There are 3 doors to go through, he must look in each one and make a choice.
First door. A guy is pushing a 500lb rock up a hill. When he gets to the top, he will fall down and get crush by the rock. He must then do it all over again.
Second door. He sees a man scrubbing the floors of hell, which must be done all day every day
Third door. He sees a bunch of guys standing waste deep in crap drinking coffee and talking to each other
So the man is like... hell i will go in third door. That doesnt seem that bad compared to the other door.
So the man passes through the door into the crap. The door closes behind him and disappears.
A coffee cup appears in his hand full of coffee. The man is like.. ok awsome, just as long as i dont get crap in my coffee.
SSCCccRReeeeeeachhhh..The alarm sounds and the loudspeaker sounds...OK... Breaktime is over, everybody get back on your heads