Americans Announce They're Dropping Out Of Presidential Race
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#3 WASHINGTONâCiting exhaustion, an overcrowded field of candidates, and little hope of making a difference in 2008, roughly 300 million Americans announced Tuesday that they will be leaving the presidential race behind.
(Johnny Carson voice)
Mmmmm, that's good satire!
(/Johnny Carson voice)
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