Bubba??????

Started by Sarge · 11 posts · 1,606 views

  1. #1
    Ananova wrote:


    Ananova:
    Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

    A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

    Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

    But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

    A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."


    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_19967...uirkies.sexlife

    😳 😕 😮
  2. #2
    Let me make it very clear...

    Mine was a porcupine and it was not at a Dr's urging!!!
  3. #3
    Oh man!

    After all those needles in his manhood, I bet he doesn't PE any more.... If at all... lol

  4. #4
    Imagine that, a witchdoctor giving bad advice. . . 🙂
  5. #5
    Now this is a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really sick and disgusting thought....

    At first the only images i could conjure in my mind were of the cute little hedgehogs that they sell at the pet stores and what not... And we all have realative ideas of sizes and shapes of different things... 😉 SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that leaves one with a mind such as myself wondering why you would attempt such an assinine undertaking.

    And just exactly how would you get yourself all hot and ready when looking at this:


    bubba__s.jpg


    Bubba, I'm thinking you might have some deeper issues than any of us ever thought possible... 😛 😀


    And BTW Doc, nice work on the new sig!! It's awesome! Good Jorb!
  6. #6
    damn... thats one hot hedgehog!!!
  7. #7
    Bubbaspanky wrote:
    damn... thats one hot hedgehog!!!



    LOL I knew those long little finger things would get you!! 😳 They look like the they could be wrapped around....................................... and NVM.... I think I'll just let this go..... 😆
  8. #8
    sindy wrote:
    And BTW Doc, nice work on the new sig!! It's awesome! Good Jorb!


    Thanks. The alleyway is taken from a Batman comic pic I found online. The dude in the hat is the Mad Hatter from another comic. The rain was fairly easy to make. . .it involved the noise filter, motion blur, and a few cycling animation frames. The file size is a bit big. . . random noise doesn't compress well, I suppose.
  9. #9
    HUH? The Mad Hatter, eh... I just assumed it was Jack the Ripper. He was cool too!

    And I'm with ya on the supposing that random noise doesn't compress well.... must be too... random... LOL

    😀
  10. #10
    Random Noise doesn't compress well?

    I know there is a fat head joke in there somewhere.... I just hate to be that mean..... 😛

  11. #11
    Atomm wrote:
    Random Noise doesn't compress well?



    Well, how big are the MP3's you play on Gamer's Radio? They must be huge. . . 😛

    sindy wrote:
    HUH? The Mad Hatter, eh... I just assumed it was Jack the Ripper. He was cool too!

    And I'm with ya on the supposing that random noise doesn't compress well.... must be too... random... LOL

    😀



    Obviously a darker, more sinister Mad Hatter from one of the Dark Knight inspired graphic novels. Reminded me of Jack the Ripper as well. The fact that I put him lurking in an alleyway probably just adds to that. 🙂