Buffalo Theory

Started by Duck · 8 posts · 1,433 views

  1. #1
    A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted,
    it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

    This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

    In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
    Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells.

    But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
    In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
    making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

    And that, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
  2. #2
    lol. :cheers:

    I knew I got smarter after freshman year of College and this proves it! :leet:
  3. #3
    I made my best grades the year I drank beer at the frat house 3-5 times a week. :-)
  4. #4
    I better crack one now... still working at midnight.
  5. #5
    Sarge you G.D. slave driver.
  6. #6
    no this was work from being the mayor of p-town.
  7. #7
    I thought that gig was over.... Man, I hope you are getting paid for that gig......
  8. #8
    ooo no it's only just begun. I am on 5 town boards as of now. I chair or vicechair 3 of them. As of now they have only cost me money and ALOT of time. Although I do get misquoted in the newpaper about every other day.