http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/...nges/index.html
I mean, I'm all for rereleasing the same exact thing with an altered 5.3 seconds of footage to be sold at full price to the unsuspecting public, but come on. One day, just one, Lucas will toy with the idea of making something new and stop clinging to this dead cause that he's done nothing but completely obliterate since he's picked the project back up. It was good then, its sucks now. He's making the then suck ass too so I axk you guys what's left to like here? I can't wait for the 50 million versions of THX369. Especially the one where they digitally give the characters hairstyles like Vanilla Ice to better relate it to today's youth. Next there will be a deal with Speilburg to redo the Indiana Jones movies to digitally replace the Nazi's with Al Queda. The next proposed change will be in the Empire Strikes back when they digitally change the blood on Luke's face in the Hoth cave, where he's upsidedown, into Barbeque sauce. Since it's similar in tone to the original blood, what they've done is included a bouncing banner with a pointer arrow and text that flashes "Not to be confused with blood". And when they slice open the Whompa, instead of guts coming out, I heard they're making it spit out candy and prizes for the kids.
I can go on and on and on with this because the laughable material just keeps coming.
There's only one person who is a bigger scumbag than Lucas in my book and that's Shamallamadingdong and even he's already produced more unique material.
I mean, I'm all for rereleasing the same exact thing with an altered 5.3 seconds of footage to be sold at full price to the unsuspecting public, but come on. One day, just one, Lucas will toy with the idea of making something new and stop clinging to this dead cause that he's done nothing but completely obliterate since he's picked the project back up. It was good then, its sucks now. He's making the then suck ass too so I axk you guys what's left to like here? I can't wait for the 50 million versions of THX369. Especially the one where they digitally give the characters hairstyles like Vanilla Ice to better relate it to today's youth. Next there will be a deal with Speilburg to redo the Indiana Jones movies to digitally replace the Nazi's with Al Queda. The next proposed change will be in the Empire Strikes back when they digitally change the blood on Luke's face in the Hoth cave, where he's upsidedown, into Barbeque sauce. Since it's similar in tone to the original blood, what they've done is included a bouncing banner with a pointer arrow and text that flashes "Not to be confused with blood". And when they slice open the Whompa, instead of guts coming out, I heard they're making it spit out candy and prizes for the kids.
I can go on and on and on with this because the laughable material just keeps coming.
There's only one person who is a bigger scumbag than Lucas in my book and that's Shamallamadingdong and even he's already produced more unique material.