Comments Overheard Just Before The Apocalypse...

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  1. #1
    Thought this might be fun.... Wired had this short segment.... Add your own comment.....

    Comments Overheard Just Before The Apocalypse...

    Come to think of it, I don't remember the last time I saw a cockroach......

    I didn't know there was going to be a solar eclipse today!

    Should those robots' eyes be glowing like that?

    Hey, whatever happened to our Bible-thumping fundamentalist neighbors?

    No, no, they come in peace....

    None of the credit card machines are working here, either....

    What do you mean, there's no fail-safe recall?

    and my addition....

    Did you hear that Quake Wars was postponed until 2009? 😈

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    "...throw the jew down the well... so my country can be free..." "So my country can be free..."

    was that the red wire or the green?

    They didn't say he was psychic, they said he was psycho.
  3. #3
    Hey! Whats that bright lig.....

    YEA EA worked out all the bugs in BF2!!!!!
  4. #4
    Good News Everybody! The old gang has put down the wowpipe and is coming back to join us for Quake Wars!

  5. #5
    HA!

    Ephil, Blueguy, Baz, Lou... wow we haven't seen you in how long?
  6. #6
    I won the lottery!!!!!!!

    "Hi Sarge? This is Jennifer Garner and I've dumped that Ben Asslick dufus and only want you."


    both surely signs of my impending doom.
  7. #7
    They're putting together another Brady bunch reunion?

    The Spice Girls Are making a comeback.

    Backstreet's Back. All-right.

    Gary England actually saying this verbatim, "Tornado-FucKing-Warning."
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    It's crazy in Oklahoma.... He's won an Emmy for reporting the weather. We've had 3 tornado storms roll through in the last few weeks and these guys down here are like deer in headlights.

    The first tornado storm that came through, my dad was getting better info from the Oklahoma Storm chaser who was down in Ft. Worth, than we were getting here.

    They have 1 storm chaser in DFW. Oklahoma Has at least 5 at every station, plus the national weather service guys plus the choppers. Down here, they have the storm hotline where you can call in and tell them what you are seeing. Now that I'm thinking about it, I need to have fun with that some time.... :-)

  10. #10
    "I'm standing here wtching a funnel... wait a witch on a bicycle just flew by.... watch out... COW!!!!"