Crazy
I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of vacation time already. I
figured the best way to get the boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd
think I was burning out and give me some time off.
I went into work early and began hanging upside down from the ceiling.
Just then one of my coworkers (she's blonde...it'll be important later) came in and asked me
what I was doing.
"Shhh", I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb".
A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I
exclaimed.
"You're crazy," he said. "Take a few days off." With that, I jumped down and started walking out.
The blonde started following me and the Boss asked where she was going.
"I can't work in the dark." she said.
I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of vacation time already. I
figured the best way to get the boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd
think I was burning out and give me some time off.
I went into work early and began hanging upside down from the ceiling.
Just then one of my coworkers (she's blonde...it'll be important later) came in and asked me
what I was doing.
"Shhh", I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb".
A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I
exclaimed.
"You're crazy," he said. "Take a few days off." With that, I jumped down and started walking out.
The blonde started following me and the Boss asked where she was going.
"I can't work in the dark." she said.