DVD I Found

Started by Apokyluptein · 19 posts · 2,795 views

  1. #1
    Dudes! I found this movie that I finally saw for the first time. It had an awesome plot but I forgot the name. There is this dude with bronchitis or something who is all into gothic dress (you know, the full black stuff). He practices dark magic and is after this spunky chick who got some dirt on one of his secret projects. She ends up running into this virgin blonde guy and his cool buddy who has his own vehicle, whose buddies then try to shove 2 things into the gothic guys hole. They miss and miss, but the blonde guy closes his eyes and, amazingly, sticks it in the hole and makes it erupt violently.

    Does anyone know what movie this was? I hear it came out in the late 70's, but I didnt think the music was true porno music.
  2. #2
    hmmm is that the one you starred in? Weird stuff man... sounds like a bad dream! If I were you I
    wouldn't post your dreams in here they could be taken the wrong way! lol
  3. #3
    DEATH2U wrote:hmmm is that the one you starred in?   Weird stuff man... sounds like a bad dream!  If I were you I  
    wouldn't post your dreams in here they could be taken the wrong way!  lol


    I SWEAR its a real movie...can anyone help me out? 🙂
  4. #4
    I'm wondering why you would want to see it?
  5. #5
    Bigtuna wrote:I'm wondering why you would want to see it?


    People have been fans for years, they even put it out in theaters in the 90s....I like the fact no one knows what it is yet. Maybe this puzzle will hang around a bit 🙂
  6. #6
    You got the Star Wars DVD did you?
  7. #7
    LOL!

    I don't think anything exploded in Luke's hole.
  8. #8
    Sarge wrote:You got the Star Wars DVD did you?


    Yup (DING DING DING) Sarge wins. I couldnt resist, need to replace my worn out VHS copies. 🙂
  9. #9
    You know, that whole paragraph made more sense when I knew the name of the movie. Before that, I was competely confused.
  10. #10
    Atomm wrote:You know, that whole paragraph made more sense when I knew the name of the movie. Before that, I was competely confused.


    That was the point, its no fun if there isnt a challange involved 🙂
  11. #11
    OMG, I just now finally decieded to read this post... Geez, how the hell did you come up with that? Kinda scares me that you could say that all from star wars and yet be so specific about the movie!!!
  12. #12
    I like the remake where the French maid goes from suck to blow.
  13. #13
    Goose wrote:OMG, I just now finally decieded to read this post... Geez, how the hell did you come up with that?  Kinda scares me that you could say that all from star wars and yet be so specific about the movie!!!


    You ever hear this one?

    "Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again."
  14. #14
    hitpawz wrote:I like the remake where the French maid goes from suck to blow.


    SPACEBALLS!!!!! WOOWOO!
  15. #15
    Apokyluptein wrote:

    You ever hear this one?  

    \"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.\"


    Wizard of Oz?

    Wait, "The Whiz"! No, you didn't specifiy young white girl....
  16. #16
    Yeah, It's Wizard of Oz
  17. #17
    But I totally thought Star Wars was gay porn. I figured Apok had spent too much time in CAT, was desensitized, and figured the rest of us liked gay porn too.
  18. #18
    Wait, we don't?
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    BlueGuy wrote:But I totally thought Star Wars was gay porn. I figured Apok had spent too much time in CAT, was desensitized, and figured the rest of us liked gay porn too.


    You know, its possible there may be a porn Star Wars spin off or 2...or 10. i'll have to do some much needed scientific research.