Guess What I'm Doing Tomorrow

Ok, here are your clues.

For Breakfast, I had:

Pineapple Jello
Mt. Dew
Magnesium Citrate

For Lunch, I had:

Chicken Broth
Mt. Dew
2 Orange Popsicles
Magnesium Citrate

For Dinner, I will have:
Chicken Brother
Water
Lime Jello

10 points if someone can guess what I am doing tomorrow...... :twisted:

20 points if you can guess what I doing most of the time today..... hehehe

I am not sure I want to know the anwer to this one :/

peeing in neon colors??

Nope, colonoscopy, right?

Joe ( been there, done that!)

Joe is the winnner!!!!! I would have told you, but I couldn't spell it. 😛

Yea, gotta check out the old colon, on my birthday no less....

joe, joe, joe, i dont know what to say....this is too easy !!

Joe likes his best when he lays on his left side.
FWIW, they found Black Beards treasure in his arse, last time they took his temperature from the south.

another thread gone horribly wrong

And you would expect no less?

I've had this done also - and I'm not 50 yet! Just wait till the rest of you weasels have to get this done!!!

By the way, cranberry juice make the Colyte solution go down better - the flavor packages dont do anything for the taste!

Joe R.

Yea, you guys will get yours.

I've been having some abdominal pains lately and the round of antibiotics didn't work, so now they gotta go look. I'll be glad to get it over with so I can take whatever medicine I need to fix this......

I expect you to be gone on Thrusday too with the squirts... Sorry I just had to say it.

I should be ok by then. I can't wait to eat some solid foods tomorrow. I think I'm going to get a Braums Hamburger as soon as I get out of the hospital. :-)

I had a nice 6 dollar today at lunch.. :-p

Have you ever seen the size of the thingamajig they use? I heard it takes at least a week for you to "tighten" back up. Good Luck Brotha!

ps How do I get one of those cool GRB logos that Duck and Raze have?

Damn it, I've gotta do this and you go and scare the shit out of me..... Literally....

There's a bad joke there but I won't :-)

If I see an icon that there is an "attachment" to this thread after tomorrow, I am not going to read it anymore.

Hey! That's a good idea. Mabye I can post some pics! :evil:

EasyJesus wrote:ps How do I get one of those cool GRB logos that Duck and Raze have?

An unspecified member of the group made me do it. 😀

Hehehe... You can tell em Raze, it was my idea. I thought it was too perfect....

Great Job, Once again!

Damn, thats awesome. Thanks guys! 😀

hmmmm...attached sig, checked always attach sig box and still nothing. What am I doing wrong here?

That's great, now we got our OWN Buddy Christ.
Woot!

EJ: Go to the profile link at the top of the page. In the box that says Signature place the following code into the box.




Then make sure you hit the submit button on the bottom of the page.

Most people go one furter and hyperlink it. I don't here since I'm already here. But I do on other sites.

OMG! That is hysterical!

Eat light with food with fiber in it after your procedure. You've gone a day without eating real food and a big meal would be a shock. Your okay for regular food for the next day.

Don't be suprised if your bowel movements aren't solid for 3 days or so. Remember, you've cleaned out the pipe and it will evacuate whatever is there, mostly liquid. It will fix itself eventually.

I was awake for mine since I didn't have a ride. I watched it on the monitor as the camera went in and is pulled back. There will be air pressure that builds up that will feel uncomfortable. They can vent it all out if they want ( my guy didn't - spent 20 minutes on the toilet farting right after the procedure! ) Guy at work said he didn't have that happen.

Joe R.

Joe wrote:They can vent it all out if they want ( my guy didn't - spent 20 minutes on the toilet farting right after the procedure! ) Guy at work said he didn't have that happen.  

Joe R.

Somehow I get the feeling, I wouldn't be overly excited to "vent it out" for you if I were the doctor.

Hehe.... I have a burger and a slush for lunch. I know, bad, bad, but I wanted some real food.

For dinner, I'm gonna try to have another slush. :-) If I can talk to the wife into getting out in the rain and leaving me with the baby.... Hmmmmmm....

EJ, I'll download the sig to a place that you can grab it from all the time. The FTP clears itself out after it gets so big. I'll post the code just like Raze did.