How to beat a speeding ticket.

Started by Duck · 4 posts · 1,023 views

  1. #1
    Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you?

    Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car

    Step 2. Drive VERY FAST

    Step 3. Watch people freak out.

    Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real.

  2. #2
    Hi Duck, I got a good tip on how to beat a speading ticket!

    1. Dont speed

    2. If you do dont get caught

    3. Sell your car if you cant do any of the above!!!

    It kinda works for us brits over here 😀
  3. #3
    I forgot to say it at the time, but these balloons are the funniest thing ever
  4. #4
    Yea, they are freaking funny. I would just get a faster car..... :-)