Interwebs Quote of the day

Started by Bubbaspanky · 29 posts · 3,544 views

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    Lets use this to add a wonderful quote each day (or as often as we think about it most likely today and then once in about a week then never again).


    Todays quote: "You know, I might put Slashdot above Oklahoma. Slashdot is the biggest tech site on the internet. Oklahoma has a musical named after it. " --Slashdot
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    I don't get it.... Must be an Okie thing....
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    Just the comparison was funny. Slashdot... large tech site, Oklahoma... well they had a play.
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    Oh, now I get it. This is one of those monkey on a typewriter moments.... 😈
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    Funny random quote on Slashdot.

    In this life there is no justice, only law. In the afterlife there is justice.

    I googled this and it doesn't appear to be entirely accurate, but I likes it just the same.

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    You mean Google told you what to expect in the afterlife?? I never even thought to ask google but in retrospect it does make sense they would know!!!
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    Bubbaspanky wrote:Lets use this to add a wonderful quote each day (or as often as we think about it most likely today and then once in about a week then never again).


    Todays quote: "You know, I might put Slashdot above Oklahoma. Slashdot is the biggest tech site on the internet. Oklahoma has a musical named after it. " --Slashdot

    Damn if I didn't have a good quote just last week. Your too late starting this thread as I have already forgotten it!

    On the other hand here is a list of 14 quotes from Joe Biden. Some of them are quite good 🙂

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/04/17...tical-blunders/
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    lexx wrote:Damn if I didn't have a good quote just last week. Your too late starting this thread as I have already forgotten it!

    On the other hand here is a list of 14 quotes from Joe Biden. Some of them are quite good 🙂

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/04/17...tical-blunders/



    🙄

    And now we have a politics thread. Let's make ALL threads about politics and save ourselves the time, shall we?

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    Here's a sneak peak at tomorrows quote.

    Let's make ALL threads about politics and save ourselves the time, shall we?


    😛

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    Atomm wrote:Here's a sneak peak at tomorrows quote.

    😛

    Works for me. 🙂

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    DocJon wrote:🙄

    And now we have a politics thread. Let's make ALL threads about politics and save ourselves the time, shall we?

    Sorry Doc, I thought the thread was about quotes. I was in a good mood just surviving a major fall yesterday and Biden has cracked more than one quote that makes even liberals shaking their heads.

    My favorite one has to be "You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number?" he asked an aide standing out of view. "I should have it in front of me and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed.", on the heels of berating McCain for not using computers;p
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    lexx wrote:Sorry Doc, I thought the thread was about quotes. I was in a good mood just surviving a major fall yesterday and Biden has cracked more than one quote that makes even liberals shaking their heads.

    My favorite one has to be "You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number?" he asked an aide standing out of view. "I should have it in front of me and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed.", on the heels of berating McCain for not using computers;p

    Ehh, I overreacted. I could have let that slide. It does seem to me that there's a difference between, for example, posting a Jeffersonian quote on government, and posting a long list of quotes from a current political figure that you don't like, collected to cast him in a bad light. The Jeffersonian thing would be about the quote, whereas the Biden thing has a great deal of current political baggage.

    Perhaps I don't understand what this thread is about. I didn't add anything myself, because I thought it was supposed to be about "interwebs" quotes.
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    Define Interwebs Quote?
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    Atomm wrote:Define Interwebs Quote?

    Precisely my problem.
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    Atomm wrote:Define Interwebs Quote?

    I was just typing that myself
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    OK, I'm calling it: Saturday, April 18, 11:57pm

    This thread is fail.

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    doh.... "My mom threw away my best porno mag.... busted!"
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    Albert Einstein said; “Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result."

    Who knew that the answer to our governments problems has already been answered by the smartest man ever to live.......
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    I'm not going to follow my own last quote and try this again.

    "Like Pebbles In A Bag, Monks Polish Each Other."
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    Geez, no love on my monk lines either.... Tough crowd.

    I read this one on a DFW News website. It was someone's comment on Politics. It's classic.

    "The thing a person has to decide is which side of the fence you want to stand on; the side with the fools, or those who lead the fools around."
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    Sounds about right
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    My dad said flu vaccines are linked to autism, so to be safe from swine flu I'm trying to lick an autistic kid. - XKCD
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    Management gets the behavior that it rewards, not necessarily the behavior that it pretends to ask for.

    Slashdot comment.

    How true....
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    Ok, this is a good one read on a comment on IO9.

    You don't hate gay people. You just hate their gayness.


    I imagine even the gay people I know would appreciate the humor in it.....
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    <Mr. Garrison>

    Well, I never saw that one coming.

    </Mr. Garrison>
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    This is somewhat political in nature, but the quote is so "Get a brain moran!" stupid that I had to post it and it is not intended to debate the merits of such a system.

    If you are against a "universal" health care system that's fine, but at least don't base one of your arguments on something that negates your point entirely. This is a 3 facepalm quote 🤦 🤦 🤦

    IDB Editorial wrote:People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless.


    http://www.ibdeditorials.com/IBDArticles.a...333933006516877
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    Sarge wrote:This is somewhat political in nature, but the quote is so "Get a brain moran!" stupid that I had to post it and it is not intended to debate the merits of such a system.

    If you are against a "universal" health care system that's fine, but at least don't base one of your arguments on something that negates your point entirely. This is a 3 facepalm quote 🤦 🤦 🤦

    http://www.ibdeditorials.com/IBDArticles.a...333933006516877


    BTW, they fixed it.

    Note that it does not say that they fixed it because it torpedoed their own point, or makes them look too stupid to talk about the subject.

    There's a LOT of stupid and corrupt floating around that particular subject, and it's hitting me pretty hard. I THOUGHT I was a cynic, but now it appears I was a Pollyanna.

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    Of course they wouldn't admit that their editorial staff are morans. That would be owning up to their mistake which they clearly did not do. They fixed it in a way so that if you hadn't read the article previously, you would be thinking wtf does this have to do with Stephen Hawking?