http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/lifeless...w99-530-ah-0013
Hehehe, reminds me of the MST3K invention exchange where the Mads introduced the Tragic Moments Hummel figurines: (cut & paste)
Joel: Cool it, hard hat and legs are calling.
Servo: Oh, oh let me.... Hello, is Dave home?
Dr. F: No, there's no one named Dave here... I think you have -- ohh knock it off you nitwits! Frank!
Frank: I can't believe you fell for that! (knocking on Dr. F's head) Hello! Is this thing on?!
Dr. F: Frank , let's pretend that I hurt you and move on, shall we?
Frank: Done. As the brilliant essayist and secret bigot H.L. Mencken once said... No one ever went broke underestimating the rumours of my death are greatly exaggerated or something like that... the point is...
Dr. F: The point is, someone is making a mint off those damn "Precious Moments" bisque figurines, and Dr. Clayton 'Stonewall' Forrester wants a piece of the pie, you dig!
Frank: Grandma will cry when she sees her lovely gift, but for very different reasons.
Frank: This first one is entitled "Sparky's Last Romp"(dead dog in childs lap).
Dr. F: This striking hand-painted lamp is titled "By The Fire's Glow"(house is on fire, family watching)...
Frank: This little beauty here is the flagship of our collection entitled "I'll Get It!"(ball going into the street, child chasing, car with alarmed driver bearing down).
Dr. F: Other's in the collection include "He raises a hand in anger", "World's Deadest Grandma", and "Dad's Liquid Breakfast"
Dr. F: No one can predict the market for these things, but a 1987 copy of "Who's That With Mom?" recently sold for $400.
Joel: That's the sickest thing you guys have ever done!
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Hehehe, reminds me of the MST3K invention exchange where the Mads introduced the Tragic Moments Hummel figurines: (cut & paste)
Joel: Cool it, hard hat and legs are calling.
Servo: Oh, oh let me.... Hello, is Dave home?
Dr. F: No, there's no one named Dave here... I think you have -- ohh knock it off you nitwits! Frank!
Frank: I can't believe you fell for that! (knocking on Dr. F's head) Hello! Is this thing on?!
Dr. F: Frank , let's pretend that I hurt you and move on, shall we?
Frank: Done. As the brilliant essayist and secret bigot H.L. Mencken once said... No one ever went broke underestimating the rumours of my death are greatly exaggerated or something like that... the point is...
Dr. F: The point is, someone is making a mint off those damn "Precious Moments" bisque figurines, and Dr. Clayton 'Stonewall' Forrester wants a piece of the pie, you dig!
Frank: Grandma will cry when she sees her lovely gift, but for very different reasons.
Frank: This first one is entitled "Sparky's Last Romp"(dead dog in childs lap).
Dr. F: This striking hand-painted lamp is titled "By The Fire's Glow"(house is on fire, family watching)...
Frank: This little beauty here is the flagship of our collection entitled "I'll Get It!"(ball going into the street, child chasing, car with alarmed driver bearing down).
Dr. F: Other's in the collection include "He raises a hand in anger", "World's Deadest Grandma", and "Dad's Liquid Breakfast"
Dr. F: No one can predict the market for these things, but a 1987 copy of "Who's That With Mom?" recently sold for $400.
Joel: That's the sickest thing you guys have ever done!
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