http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html
A convict has filed a suit against Vick for stealing his dogs and selling them on E-Bay so that Vick can buy missiles from Iran. Also, because Vick has allegedly been using the convict's name to sell t-shirts, mugs, etc - apparently no on would EVER want to buy a t-shirt or a mug with a successful athlete's name on it 😉
The amount he is suing for is 63,000,000,000 billion dollars. Observe, that's not 63 billion dollars! This guy means business!
The hand-written filing is a hoot, but for REAL funny, read this one, which was filed last year by the same guy. Skip down to page 3 and read how far-reaching this conspiracy is! Hundreds of people, time periods, teams, geographical locations, and books have wronged this poor man. (PDF)
http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2006-04-..._FP_Lawsuit.pdf
Page 17 gave me a real chuckle. I like how the fact that he doesn't know Vern "Mini-Me" Troyer's name, and the fact that Malcolm X is dead, doesn't stop him from naming them. 😀
Page 19 - Defendant "Souljah" Title "Sister"
A convict has filed a suit against Vick for stealing his dogs and selling them on E-Bay so that Vick can buy missiles from Iran. Also, because Vick has allegedly been using the convict's name to sell t-shirts, mugs, etc - apparently no on would EVER want to buy a t-shirt or a mug with a successful athlete's name on it 😉
The amount he is suing for is 63,000,000,000 billion dollars. Observe, that's not 63 billion dollars! This guy means business!
The hand-written filing is a hoot, but for REAL funny, read this one, which was filed last year by the same guy. Skip down to page 3 and read how far-reaching this conspiracy is! Hundreds of people, time periods, teams, geographical locations, and books have wronged this poor man. (PDF)
http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2006-04-..._FP_Lawsuit.pdf
Page 17 gave me a real chuckle. I like how the fact that he doesn't know Vern "Mini-Me" Troyer's name, and the fact that Malcolm X is dead, doesn't stop him from naming them. 😀
Page 19 - Defendant "Souljah" Title "Sister"