my neighbor,, semi long story,, beware

Well, she lives about 4 townhouses down. She is in her mid 30s,, damn fine looking too.
I was out front yesterday throwing some grass seed down. i hear footsteps behind me, turn around,, and see her jogging around the court..
She was butt ass naked.
Boobs were swingin in the breeze.Looked like she hadnt shaved down there in like 2 years. I was like ummmmmm ok,, i acted like i wasnt looking, but you bet your butt i was watchin her every move.

I went to my neighbors and told them about it and they were like,, yea she does it all the time during the spring and summer. ????

Turns out, she is climically a schitzo. She has 4 known personalities. And its kinda funny that she told me all about it, now i realize what i was seeing when she did all her odd stuff.
Her 4 personalities:
Southern girl
Nurse
A person who thinks the fbi is out to get her
And hmm, the naked person

(neighbor also said that when she is in the naked state, she flirts with everybody,, would be interesting being the guy, having a naked chick flirting with you.


First off, When we first moved in, we realized that she wore the same dress for weeks at a time. My wife and i were all busting on her, we figured she stunk really bad. Turns out,,everyday, is her first time wearing it that week. Dunno if she washes it though

Next,, she has been trying to move out for 2 months now. She has been trying to purge the trash out of her house before packing. It is soooooo funny. she gets in her paranoid state,, and she throws a bunch of her good stuff out, couches, tv, everything..... and she puts it in front of the neighbors house,, to throw them off(the fbi)......Then the next day, she wakes up with a different personality and is like,,, WTF why is my stuff in front of my neighbors house.. She has called the cops on her neighbors before for stealing. Cycle goes on and on... stuff goes out,, she pulls it back in


Also.. i heard that while in the naked state,, she has been raped 4 times. ..Well, it doesnt start off as rape... she flirts with guys,, gets them back to her house.... in the middle of sex, she changes personalitied and is like WTF get off fo me AHHHHHHH helpppp. One time she was being so rough that she actually got her PELVIC bone broken. Damn thats rough stuff right there. 1 of the times was actually rape,, and she didnt find out about it until a week later when that personality came back. She woke up in the morning and called the cops on the guy who did it.... saying"i was raped last night",,, when the guy was on business over in europe lol.

My neighbors and i spent an hour talking about it.


Its sad,,, but at the same time funny

Im excited though, i wanna go talk to her and see what personality she has. Maybe i can flirt with her and she will get naked lol

So what is your address again? 😉

That is interesting yet sad. My soon to be ex now lives with a friend of hers that is semi mental as well. She just gets in these really weird states. She cannot hold a job very long and she sometimes stays in her room for days on end. It is hard dealing with this. Your story is funny as hell though. I would be scared to live near someone like that fearing what the hell she could do and not even be aware of it.


You sig should be “I” eat a tomato, not “i”.

I have to ask, how can you not like tomatoes?
Okay maybe I will give you whole ones but what about ketchup, tomatoes in sauce or Pizza?

I am like this with pickles. I F-in HATE them! Every time I go to a restaurant I have to STRESS to leave that damn nasty garnish off my damn plate! 😉
The damn juice gets into everything, YUK!!!!

Thats where i am a little weird,, i LOVE!!!!!! ketchup, i LOVE!!!!! tomato sauce. But try to get me to eat a big piece of a whole tomato,,,, yuck. I dont like raw tomatoes in any form,, i dont like fried tomatoes.... It has to be liquified with some other ingredients added... And no tomato soup doesnt work,, i hate that too.

I remember one time i had green olives and potato salad on my plate.. the salty juice from the olives got into the potato sald... they taste great separately, but not together, gave me a stomach ache

You just need a little salt on tomatoes and they taste great! 😉

Unfortunately crazy > hotness everytime 🙁

I cannot eat raw tomatoes either. If it is cooked pretty much in any way it is fine, but I cannot physically will myself to eat raw tomato. My mom made me take a bite of one as a kid not thinking I was serious about not liking them. I rewarded her by throwing up on the table 🙂

And I thought my low-tooth-to-head ratio female union carpenter neighbor was bad. You actually have a Coo-coo for Cocoa-Pops neighbor! Wow!

I try to stay away from crazy people... there are enough of them in my family... if you hang around them for too long and they start sounding sensible, then it's really time to panic! At least God has blessed me to run into my neighbor when we are both fully clothed. Sometimes I even get lucky and she's sober AND coherent. Strangely enough, she makes a lot more sense if I have been drinking, which I guess goes back to crazy people starting to make sense.

As far as tomatoes go... I can eat them in any form with no problem... in fact there are few foods I don't enjoy. Onions being #1 on the do not eat list. I used to be able to but something changed around my 22nd year on the planet.

My favorite food is beer... good beer... hoppy, bitter, IPA-like beer. My absolute favorite is Victory Hop Devil: http://victorybeer.com/Beers/HopDevil.htm

Without a doubt it is the best brew I have every tasted. It's bitterness is offset by it's malty goodness in a delicate balance of flavorfulness. It also boasts a 'Git 'er Done' 6.7% alcohol content... which doesn't suck. At the brewery in Downingtown PA, they have it on cask... served at a balmy 50 degrees or so. Makes it even more yummy. The only other beer I've tasted that comes close to Hop Devil's complexity is Great Divide's Titan IPA: http://www.greatdivide.com/thebeers/titan.htm

It is slightly smoother than Hop Devil and so makes a fine session beer but it's made in Colorado so getting it in PA is a bit of a problem. I have found it in some of the more unusual beer distributors but for the most part it's hard to find.

Now understand, I have very sophisticated tastes so my second favorite food in the world is hot wings. I am particular about them though... they have to be meaty, fully cooked, slightly crispy on the outside and have that orangy, buttery, hotsauce on them... Mmmmmm. I actually think it's a requirement for most IT folks to like hot wings!

I also like all kinds of other foods... Bar-B-Que is best. A nice steak on the bar-b-que grilled until barely medium rare is a wonderful thing. Almost any food tastes better when kissed with flame... well except oatmeal... and hotwings. 😀

A couple tomato favorites of mine are grilled ham and cheese with tomato... or sliced (and it has to be nice ripe summer tomatoes... not those weird orangy, pink ones you get in the winter time) tomatoes with ranch dressing on them. I am totally with you on the tomato soup thing though... Nasty.

My fellow Exchange Admin, Dennis hates almost all veggies. I offered him a V-8 one day only to have him say something so funny I had to put it on the quote board in our area, "No thanks. Vegetable juice is why I don't like vegetables!"

Sooo... there you have it... a nice rambling post to go along with your own rambling story. Your's was much more interesting though. Naked people can be quite interesting. Sadly the ones who want to be naked in public are typically the ones everyone else wishes were wearing clothes!

You want crazy stories, want to hear about my divorce??? Do not get me started! 😉

Onions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man I freaking LOVE onions!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh God they are so good. I feel bad for you now 😉

Mmmm beer... Good beer is good food! My favorite is Guinness. I know it is now so mainstream but it is still good, especially on tap.

There are 4 micro breweries in Pittsburgh that I have been to. Some have some good house beers on tap.
A nice commercial beer I also like is J.W. Dundee’s Honey brown Ale. Tasty! I am a huge fan of Yuengling’s line as well. They make a nice dark porter as well as their traditional lager. Good stuff.

Paladin wrote:You want crazy stories, want to hear about my divorce??? Do not get me started! 😉

Onions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man I freaking LOVE onions!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh God they are so good. I feel bad for you now 😉

Mmmm beer... Good beer is good food! My favorite is Guinness. I know it is now so mainstream but it is still good, especially on tap.

There are 4 micro breweries in Pittsburgh that I have been to. Some have some good house beers on tap.
A nice commercial beer I also like is J.W. Dundee’s Honey brown Ale. Tasty! I am a huge fan of Yuengling’s line as well. They make a nice dark porter as well as their traditional lager. Good stuff.

I like Dundee's as well. . .it's very much NOT a dark beer, I call it 'beer pop'. The Yuengling's Porter is great. . .I used to love Killian's Irish Red, but haven't had it in ages. Can't get into the Guinness. I couldn't stand it when I was into the lighter beers, and now that I like darker beers, it just lacks that malty, nutty goodness that I crave. Sam Adam's Scotch Ale is another one I used to like. I don't drink too much anymore. I used to like to knock back a few with wings, and a bunch when I went camping, but haven't done either in ages.

Paladin knows all that though, we've done the "You don't like Guinness!?!?!" discussion so many times we do it in like 5 seconds in gestures and grunts now. 😄