New members......

Started by Duck · 12 posts · 2,595 views

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    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    --Mariah Carey


    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
    --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.


    HEY ATOMM / / /
    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.


    "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." (we are????)
    --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. DIE BITCH DIE!!!!!!


    "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
    --A congressional candidate in Texas.


    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
    -Al Gore, Vice President (DUH !)


    "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
    --Lee Iacocca


    "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
    --Bill Clinton, Scum bag P.O.S.


    "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
    --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina


    "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
    --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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    nothing to say! Except sometimes I'm pretty ashamed to be in a clan that can hardly speak any better. HAHA!
  3. #3
    Doh!!!
  4. #4
    Found another candidate in the African Police Department.

  5. #5
    wow, umm so many places that photo goes wrong
  6. #6
    Yeah I know, a cop with out a donut.....
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    Ok, I gotta make this clear.....

    I do not live in Washington DC. I do not work in Washington DC. I live and work in Virginia. And yes, I have my gun in my car. 😛

    Back on topic. I have one thing to say about that picture..... Natural Selection, Working For You!
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    How stupid can a person be??? lol I mean come on man, thats why there is a shoulder strap. Actually put it anywhere Except there!

    Has anyone seen the video of the Cop speaking to like a 5th grade class and shoots hiimself in the Leg?

    "Glock 45, Biggie, 2pac, all of'em carry one of deez. But Im the only one Trained to carry one :BAM:!!!!

    right in the upper thigh. Priceless
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    Hahaha Hell yea Duck. Thats the stupid mofo. UN-Loaded huh??

    I love it when they start to hand him the M-16 and all the Kids are like "Noooo!!!!!!"
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    I say we make him the |GRB| recruitment administrator.
    All in favor say DOH
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    Thinning the herd one idiot at a time