P1r4t3s 0f Teh C4r1bb34n: Teh Curs3 0f teh Bl4ck P34rl

Started by Sarge · 7 posts · 1,267 views

  1. #1
    someone here has entirely too much free time and probably should get up off their 133t @55 and get a job.

    http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1477037

    an excerpt:

    Presenting........l33t h4xx0r th34tre
    P1r4t3s 0f Teh C4r1bb34n: Teh Curs3 0f teh Bl4ck P34rl

    *******
    Young Elizabeth Swann: p1r4t3s r0xx0r
    Governor Swann: d00d, p1r4t3s r teh 3vul
    Young Will Turner: omg wtf th4t suxx0r3d
    Elizabeth: *st34ls teh m3d4ll10n*

    *******
    Will Turner: s3xx0r m3 3l1z4b3th
    Governor: l053r
    Elizabeth: l8r d00d
    Captain Jack Sparrow: i m teh cr4zy
    British Soldiers: wtf????//
    Commodore Norrington: s3xx0r m3 3l1z4b3th
    Elizabeth: *f41ntz*
    Cap'n Jack: omg i g0tt4 s4v3 h3r
    Soldiers: d00d u r t0tlly bu5t3d
    Cap'n Jack: wtf suxx0r!!!111
    Norrington: d00d th1s p1r4t3 == teh sukc
    The Evil Pirates: 4rrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!1111
    Elizabeth: p4rl4y!!11
    The Pirates: wtf suxx0r!!!1
    Elizabeth: i m 3l1z4bth turn3r
    Captain Barbossa: g1mm3 teh m3d4ll10n
    Elizabeth: l3mm3 g0 1st
    Barbossa: 0k
    Elizabeth: h3r3z j00r l3wt
    Barbossa: h4 h4 h4 h4 i l13d
    Elizabeth: wtf suxx0r!!!1
  2. #2
    What the hell is that?
  3. #3
    It's the entire script of Pirates of the Carribean translated to 133t speak. Thought it was amusing.
  4. #4
    Prease Spreak Engrish
  5. #5
    133t speak what the hell is that? JK don't bother!
    Real I don't want to know.
  6. #6
    sure you do. 133t speak = Hacker talk or more likely wannabe hacker talk.
  7. #7
    yeah, i saw it used mostly by wannabes. I am not one of the l33t h4x0rs, but I play one on TV. 🙂

    Disclaimer - I understand there are those here who use it, and they are not wannabes, they just kick ass.