So it's been three years since Paladin joined the forums here at GRB, and even though his recent experiments with combining human and canine DNA have left him unable to type /forums/odds-and-ends/congratulations-5903/" target="_blank">anything but /forums/odds-and-ends/new-nathon-fillian-series-5891/" target="_blank">growls*, he's still hanging in there. In a way, it's apt that he's now growing a tail and scratching at the door when he wants to go bye-byes. Long before the mad scientist experiments, he already had the one quality that made the furry little shit-machines worth putting up with: Loyalty. Good times, bad times, he's there.
They say that a friend will help you move, and a real friend will help you move a body. Well, I've never had to test that theory (as far as you know), but if I had to move a body, I'd be calling Paladin. . .unless it was HIS body, in which case, I'd laugh at the irony of having killed the one guy who would've helped me move a body, then go look for a rug to roll him up in.
Seriously dude, congrats on your own long tradition of existence to the forums, and I hope you're here as long as I am.
*- I can only assume the dog does his typing at work.
They say that a friend will help you move, and a real friend will help you move a body. Well, I've never had to test that theory (as far as you know), but if I had to move a body, I'd be calling Paladin. . .unless it was HIS body, in which case, I'd laugh at the irony of having killed the one guy who would've helped me move a body, then go look for a rug to roll him up in.
Seriously dude, congrats on your own long tradition of existence to the forums, and I hope you're here as long as I am.
*- I can only assume the dog does his typing at work.