If you find yourself in a written debate and your enemy resorts to using your spelling or grammar as a somehow relevant point in the argument, respond with this.
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Lol, Im not that young. Well it was a big night for my B-Day, I got arrested for arson and I got reeeely drunk. Oh yea that first part lol, They dont have evidence to convict me, so they can suck my %$#@. Oh yea, Im still reelllly drunk lol.
I spent the better part of my night in the back of a cop car, while they were saying they had me on video doing some shit I didnt do. I was like, "show me this video!!!" They were some lying bitches. Well they went on to say, Ok you can go, but we have a warrent out for you, so watch out.
How can you get a warrent on someone who didnt do anything???
All in all I had a real good time, Shot some pool, drank some beers, and almost went to jail. That is a pretty good night in my opinion. :twisted:
First, Ephil you could have screamed Happy B-day in my room right next to my ear this morning and I still prolly wouldnt have heard it. lol ThanX for trying though :twisted:
Goose, Yeah, Not the brightest Law enforcement around here.
Bubba, They wouldnt know what a Harddrive was, let alone how to fix it and find my pr0n. 😄
Breaky, Less Dukes and More Deliverance.
And lastly , No Blue, It wasnt a couch, They said it was a Bar sign. I hadnt heard of this couch problem though. Maybe Ive missed some reelly good partys around here. lol