Restroom Edict

Ok… Just to make sure we are all clear here… I have made a basic three rule list here of how to act in a public restroom.

1. Unless you are a good friend of mine, don’t talk to me! I don’t care what you think of the weather or how bad your day is. I just want to hear it while I am at the urinal!
2. Urinals are not that small, and I am sure you don’t need to stand three feet back. [I don’t care how big your ego is, other things aren’t!] With that, stop “wee’ing” on the floor! I don’t want to stand in what your body produces!
3. Ok, this is a big issue to me… Don’t ever, EVER!, make sounds of ecstasy while standing next to me. Really, what you are doing on the other side of the little partition can’t be all that great. And if it is, not everyone wants to hear about it.

So… I hope this helps everyone out…

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4. Even if it means waiting, maintain a one urinal buffer on each side.

Since we are on the subject of toilets, I have to tell you a funny story. Me and some bud's went to Stillwater Oklahoma to eat at the world famous Eskimo Joes. Before we got there, we stop in some public Oklahoma State University restroom.

I'm at the urinal and one of my buds is in the crapper. Some guy comes in and takes up another urinal between us. While doing my business, my bud yells out, "Hey, what did the doctor say? Are those sores going to heal up?" or something to the effect of herpes on my manhood. I turn green, but I'm not done doing my business. He on the other hand is safely hidden behind the door of the crapper. I finish up and get the hell out of there. I've never been so embarrassed in my life, while at the same time wanting to bust out laughing. The look on that guys face was great, even if it was at my expense.

Remind me to never share a personal moment again...... :->

lol - good way to end my evening

Oh that is great! Good job to your friend!!! 🙂

Although, I do have a friend that will walk up to you while you are at the urinal and put his hands on your hips to freak you out...

They really need mirrors so you can see who is sneeking up on you! 🙂

LOL, that is too funny.

I hate when someone proceeds to ask you computing questions between the flatulence. :bigshock:

lol! Have never had that happen!

Atomm wrote:Since we are on the subject of toilets, I have to tell you a funny story. Me and some bud's went to Stillwater Oklahoma to eat at the world famous Eskimo Joes. Before we got there, we stop in some public Oklahoma State University restroom.

I'm at the urinal and one of my buds is in the crapper. Some guy comes in and takes up another urinal between us. While doing my business, my bud yells out, \"Hey, what did the doctor say? Are those sores going to heal up?\" or something to the effect of herpes on my manhood. I turn green, but I'm not done doing my business. He on the other hand is safely hidden behind the door of the crapper. I finish up and get the hell out of there. I've never been so embarrassed in my life, while at the same time wanting to bust out laughing. The look on that guys face was great, even if it was at my expense.

Remind me to never share a personal moment again...... :->

Hehe I must have missed this thread, and man do I have contributions!!

1.) Much along Atomm's story in college I was taking a shining to the mailgirl at my dorm (they would have a student do it). The girl was cool as all hell and cute too. She seemed to like me so I thought things were going to be good. So my buddy who knows her well decides it would ebfun to ruin my life. He signs me up for all of those free trial samples for genital herpes drugs, and monoxidile and every other things possible. finally she approached me about it when I got the free samples of the new tampax tampons.

Sometime slightly earlier than this I had been with a girl fro about 5 yrs but we were still quite young. Same guy goes to a bridal store with another friend of our and signs me up for the free "Planning you wedding" video. a few weeks later comes a package to my house. I am a Jr, so my father and I have the same first name. My mom assumes this package must be for dad. She gives it to him, and he opens it. they are both shocked to learn I am planning a wedding and they don't know it. Dad calls me at work to arrange "some time to talk" without telling me why. I get home and ambushed about palnning a wedding. I had to call the buddy and have him attest it was his fault (somehow I knew it was him).

2.) After my now wife and I had been dating for a year or two we went on a trip to visit her grandmother in MD. My wife's parents go too, but they are coming from VT and we are coming from NH, so we drive separate. On the way home from MD we stop in Pennsylvania at a rest area to pee. I am dying so I go running into the rest area. I get to the urinal and am just about to start my business and my now father in law comes in and pats me on the shoulder and asks me how the driving is going and takes the one urinal between me and the wall.

Everything ceases!!! I panick and leave the building. I still had to pee so bad I could burst, but can't do it. We can't stop again at the next exit. Come to find out next rest area after that is like 65 miles. I thought I would explode. I am with Ephil, no talking, EVER, no matter who you are, no matter what the situation. I don't care if a nuke just fell outside the door, I will deal with it once I have taken care of business!

LOL!

Nice resurrection of a dead thread.... But it's a great one.....

Who is this liphe guy?

He is like the ellusive sasquatch. Occassionally sighted but almost always dismissed as a myth. 😉

I once saw his footprints, he's real!!!

Bubba, have you been drinking again?

In fact, for some reason my wife and I broke out the blender and rum last night (extreamly odd for us).

Can I spot em or what?!?!?

scary!!