The land of the Duck

Started by Bubbaspanky · 5 posts · 1,143 views

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    LOL very funny and mostly right!

    We start driving at 13 here in the land of ID.
    Most of them suck at driving (but not as bad as mass....)
    Funny that I was born in N.H. and he brings that up too.

    I like the:
    having a rock that sort of looks like a face as your state symbol is like diving into a tub full of tits when compared to Idaho, where there's so little going on that they proudly proclaim how famous their potatoes are on their license plates.


    LOL

    State name was from an Indian word but it is e-dah-how "of the mountain jem"

    According to the 2004 Census report, Idaho's population is 1,393,262. Just for comparison, there are 1,970,000 cows in Idaho.


    Now in 2005 the moo to you ratio is 2.1:1 1,400,00 people to 2,940,000 cows (which was in the paper last month!)
    That tells me it's a survivalists wet dream out here, less people to worry about and an abundant food supply, mike, beef, skins.
    (Oh and we have taters too.)

    I couldn't agree more. Fuck Idaho, it sucks so hard everyone needs to leave. And we don't need anymore back in.
    (p.s. That sign isn't more than 5 miles from my front door. on the utah Idaho line)

    But I will say this. That page is created by a mormon. And every mormon I have ever met has been an ignorant shit head. But I don't think he can help him self that's what cults do to their people.
    And any religion that thinks Jesus Christ came to Utah during his resurrection is a little fucked don't you think? And to base all your religious beliefs on a white lizard and locust is idiotic.
    Then again they get to have 30 or so wives the screwing would be fun. Get you some bisexual honeys and when your to tuckered out to poke one of them, (or 5 or 20) sit back and watch the show.
    But again have you ever see a true utah mormon woman. I'd rather drink bleach than stick my crank in one of them. maybe that's why they get to marry so many, once you see one of them naked you just have to move on to the next one because of repulsion.

    But that's just me, and I'm a cynical prick 100% of the time..
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    lols to both posts

    You're cynical only 100% of the time Duck?
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    Duck wrote:
    (p.s. That sign isn't more than 5 miles from my front door.  on the utah Idaho line)



    See and I thought that must have been a photoshopped pic.
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    Yah Sarge. I need some time for my self to eat pizza and take a dump.

    Nope Bubba. Honest to God picture, place and sign.