The Offical How old are you Topic!

Started by elmo_pimps · 69 posts · 6,083 views

  1. #1
    Im 17 and it sucks! what about you?
  2. #2
    33 here

    Enjoy it while you can. The suck factor only gets worse.
  3. #3
    36 although my wife questions my mental age almost daily. I think she thinks I am about 12 or so...
  4. #4
    17? I would have thought you were 14 or so.
  5. #5
    28 and glad to be somewhere Im not the oldest 😄
  6. #6
    [looks left][/llooks left]

    [looks right][/looks right]

    oh noooo I might have this on in the bag.
  7. #7
    39
  8. #8
    Well I am somewhere near the median I suppose, 29. But much like Sarge, my wife thinks I am probably 13.
  9. #9
    I hit the big 4-0 this year. . .yay for me 😕

  10. #10
    wow 40 thats awesum!
    you's all seem to be a pretty good age
    is it true the older you are the less hawt sex your get?


    by the way just a little note the legal age for sex in NZ is 16 not 18 like in america

    is this to inaproprate?
  11. #11
    Yah kind of unless were talking about the Leisure suit Larry game.
    Plenty of other things to talk about on a GAMING web site, other than your hormones. 😳


  12. #12
    elmo_pimps wrote:
    wow 40 thats awesum!
    you's all seem to be a pretty good age
    is it true the older you are the less hawt sex your get?
    by the way just a little note the legal age for sex in NZ is 16 not 18 like in america
    is this to inaproprate?


    Inappropriate never stopped me before. . . it's safe to say I'm getting just as much hot sex now as when I was your age, Emo_Phillips! 🙂
  13. #13
    BTW I am goiing to be the meaning of life on Oct 22. If you do not know what that is.. Oh well 😉
  14. #14
    Doc wrote:Emo_Phillips!


    🤣
  15. #15
    Paladin wrote:
    BTW I am goiing to be the meaning of life on Oct 22. If you do not know what that is.. Oh well 😉



    ok, so I'm gonna be 30 on Oct. 17th and I don't think I know what the "meaning of life" thing means... 😳

    And Ana, your life is what you make of it. Be it just day to day or sex. If you continue to be adventurous and willing to do new and fun things it never gets old. Give me an older man any day, the possibilities are endless. 😉 LOL!
  16. #16
    sindy wrote:
    ok, so I'm gonna be 30 on Oct. 17th and I don't think I know what the "meaning of life" thing means... 😳

    And Ana, your life is what you make of it. Be it just day to day or sex. If you continue to be adventurous and willing to do new and fun things it never gets old. Give me an older man any day, the possibilities are endless. 😉 LOL!


    Hot Damn, watch out down there in TX, a woman hitting her prime. Nothing better than a thirty yr old with an open mind 😎
  17. #17
    Can't ... ... . ... stop...... . . . .... .... the ..... .. .. . post............................
  18. #18
    😄 two of my best friends.....no matter how old I get energizer will be there for me
  19. #19
    This topic gets more interesting by the moment...
  20. #20
    lexx wrote:
    Hot Damn, watch out down there in TX, a woman hitting her prime. Nothing better than a thirty yr old with an open mind 😎



    <Paladin gets out the fire hose and sprays Lexx until he looks like a drowned dog.>

    Down Boy!

    sindy wrote:
    ok, so I'm gonna be 30 on Oct. 17th and I don't think I know what the "meaning of life" thing means... 😳


    It is a book thang 😉

    sindy wrote:
    And Ana, your life is what you make of it. Be it just day to day or sex. If you continue to be adventurous and willing to do new and fun things it never gets old. Give me an older man any day, the possibilities are endless. 😉 LOL!


    <Paladin will be in his bunk>
  21. #21
    And to think a few weeks ago we thought we had gotten as off topic as possible. Now with two women here to "keep us in line" we have diverged farther than ever previously thought possible.
  22. #22
    lexx wrote:
    Hot Damn, watch out down there in TX, a woman hitting her prime. Nothing better than a thirty yr old with an open mind 😎



    /Cockblock
    Hey Lexx, how's the wife & kids?
    /Cockblock


    Ok, it's true. I just REALLY wanted to use the word, "cockblock." 😀
  23. #23
    DocJon wrote:
    /Cockblock
    Hey Lexx, how's the wife & kids?
    /Cockblock
    Ok, it's true. I just REALLY wanted to use the word, "cockblock." 😀


    Nice use there...
  24. #24
    🤣 🤣
  25. #25
    my birthday is the 30th of oct 😮! iwill finish this post at home coz im at school and ya *shrugs* some very interestin posts i need to catch up on!
  26. #26
    hey you's need! to watch the WTF bit on sanityfades.com
    chicks do some fucked!!!!!!!!!! up things to a guy!!! for example a chick jumpn on to the guys cock wif high heels! 😮! like who da hel wod do dat!

    anyway its my birthday in october i would like a new game card for WoW that game called Gunz i think hmm and obvilion for my computer (i only have it on xbox) and final fantasy and! a new snowboard a bmx (i snaped mine frm landing wrong on a jump) and maybe a few ramps for the backyard oh!!! and a top up card for my phone and! a hug

    i think thats it
    oh maybe some hawt sex *thinks*

  27. #27
    hmmmm turning 18 are ya?
  28. #28
    Please make it go away.....
  29. #29
    No truer words have been spoken... *sigh*
  30. #30
    Hey, leave Emo alone! I was thinking we needed a mascot. . .

  31. #31
    🤣

    I was thinking something very similar to that!
  32. #32
    roflmao!! wtf @ da emo thing ana not emo she dont cut *raises eyebrow*

    anyway whos the oldest on here?
  33. #33
    I thought Doc was our mascot?!?
  35. #35
    🤣 🤣 👍
  36. #36
    Bubbaspanky wrote:
    I thought Doc was our mascot?!?


    Is THAT why you wanted me to wear the collar and leash? I thought it was for. . .something else. 🤮


    (big sigh of relief)


    So, why did you want me to wear the ball gag then? 😳

  37. #37
    coz secretly he was losing profit over you like that

    Business = wanking
    Losingprofit = coming

    just in case you didnt get the busines thing
  38. #38
    elmo_pimps wrote:
    coz secretly he was losing profit over you like that

    Business = wanking
    Losingprofit = coming

    just in case you didnt get the busines thing


    /Pumpkin Escobar
    Man. . . I don't know what the F^%# you just said Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart.
    /Pumpkin Escobar

    😀
  39. #39
    We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey.
  40. #40
    elmo_pimps wrote:
    We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey.


    🤣 🤣 🤣
  41. #41
    Oh man I now have a major headache.
  42. #42
    Highlight to read and you won't have those problems......well due to the red text on black anyhow.
  43. #43
    boy ummm... well just umm
  44. #44
    i put it in red coz it was a quote!!!!
  45. #45
    The red is fine. That has nothing to do with my headache. 😉
  46. #46
    😄 thats why I added ......well due to the red text on black anyhow. Wasn't sure what the actual cause was.


    I can think of a few good ways to cure a headache 😉
  47. #47
    burnout_goddess wrote:
    I can think of a few good ways to cure a headache 😉



    the 😉 implies something that doesn't come in pill form. Details please 🙄
  48. #48
    You give me rolly eyes and want details? pshhh

    No boom chicka bow wow for yous!!!!
  49. #49
    burnout_goddess wrote:
    You give me rolly eyes and want details? pshhh

    No boom chicka bow wow for yous!!!!



    Damn! roll eyes was the closest I could come to an "innocent" look... but maybe this 🤔 or this 😐 or this 😕 or even this 😊 may have been better choices


    😄
  50. #50
    😄 😛

    ok well then I suppose a teaser


    it involves squats and not for the purpose of exercising, could also involve lotion and not for the purpose of moisturizing, or it could involve a sheep, some handcuffs and jumper cables......oh wait I've said too much.
  51. #51
    🤣 🤣 🤔
  52. #52
    burnout_goddess wrote:or it could involve a sheep, some handcuffs and jumper cables......oh wait I've said too much.


    Duck, could you please finish this line of the godesses? I know you are familiar with the sheep.
  53. #53
    burnout_goddess wrote:
    😄 😛

    ok well then I suppose a teaser
    it involves squats and not for the purpose of exercising, could also involve lotion and not for the purpose of moisturizing, or it could involve a sheep, some handcuffs and jumper cables......oh wait I've said too much.



    I will be in my bunk.
  54. #54
    Is there room for the swing?
  55. #55
    Yeah but don't forget the garden hose, you know what it's like wehn you forget that!!! ;-)
  56. #56
    Indeed. I'm still chaffed 😒
  57. #57
    Duck, could you please finish this line of the godesses? I know you are familiar with the sheep.



    Sorry Bubba, when it's that time for squats, lotion and hoses, she makes me call her mistress and all you can hear from me is
    "mmmff mmm fff mf mff"

    My lips are sealed. (quite literally)
  58. #58
    ooook i think we need a shoutbox
  59. #59
    OK

    I LIKE PIE
  60. #60
    :-)


    Does she allow pie when you have the ball gag on?? NO

    THEN SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!
  61. #61
    roflmao pwnd!
  62. #62
    mmm pie


    drunk postftwsQ!!!!!!!onec
  63. #63
    burnout_goddess wrote:
    mmm pie
    drunk postftwsQ!!!!!!!onec



    🍻
  64. #64
    I do not recall doing that 😄 wasn't till I got the email notification quoting it I realzed it was there.


    I must now scour the internet to see what I was up to on the pc......thank god this was mild.
  65. #65
    No biggie, I think we need more drunk postings on this forum
  66. #66
    I do bad things when intoxicated and on the internet, I try to step away from the keyboard while drinking. I suppose I can accomodate - but no banning me for things I delete the next morning 😄
  67. #67
    hehe one of the greatest emails I ever compased was while drunk before I was even dating the poor woman who is now my wife.
  68. #68
    ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

  69. #69
    Alot like that...