The One Word Story - Pt 2

Started by Atomm · 162 posts · 14,053 views

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    Here's the deal. You can post one word and one word only. It has to build on the previous words. You can end the sentence if you like by adding puncuation. When puncuation is added, then next post will start the new sentence. Please pay attention to punctuation and if the sentence sounds finished, feel free to post punctuation and start a new sentence. You must wait for 2 posts before posting again.

    This is not a contest to see who can come up with the biggest word. It is an attempt at making a funny story. If your word fits, then feel free to post it. Please, try to keep the flow of the story going.

    Let's see where this story goes.

    PS First person to read this gets the honor of starting the story.
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    It was a dark and stormy night.
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    The
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    psychedelic
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    squirrel
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    assembled
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    turds
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    into
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    dubes,
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    when
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    all
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    hippos
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    ate
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    elephant
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    pickles.
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    Scientists
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    have
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    attempted
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    To
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    reassemble
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    alien
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    vibrators
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    into
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    my
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    ass (hehehe I just had to)
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    . World
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    chaos
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    reigned
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    like
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    Martha
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    at
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    Christmas.
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    The
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    flow
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    innodated
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    Martha
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    with
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    radioactive
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    herbs
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    processed
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    into
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    pancakes
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    . Which
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    burst
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    grotesquely
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    since
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    Atomm
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    unknowingly
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    released
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    Gas
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    . Why
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    would
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    anyone
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    try
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    to
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    ingest
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    undigestable
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    plutonium
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    isotopes.
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    I'll
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    jump
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    ahead
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    and
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    spoil
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    Marthas'
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    surprise
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    . Martha
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    married
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    Fireman Bob
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    . Bob
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    puts
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    toothpaste
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    inside
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    enimas
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    because
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    rednecks
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    like
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    It was a dark and stormy night. The psychedelic squirrel assembled turdes in to dubes, when all hippos ate elephant pickles.

    Scientists have attempted to reassemble alien vibrators into my ass.

    Word.

    Chaos reigned like Martha at Christmas.
    The flow inundated Martha with radioactive herbs processed into pancakes.
    Which burst grotesquely since Atomm unknowingly released gas.

    Why would anyone try to ingest indigestible plutonium isotopes?

    I’ll jump ahead and spoil Martha’s surprise.
    Martha married fireman Bob. Bob puts toothpaste inside enemas because rednecks like…….
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    G-dubbya
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    minty.
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    Mmmmmm.....
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    We
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    got
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    sidetracked
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    from
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    the
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    fairytale
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    according
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    to
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    Robin Williams
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    . After
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    midnight
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    my
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    drunk
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    ass
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    stumbled
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    into
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    Martha
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    's whorehouse
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    . Aunt
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    Jamima
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    baked
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    flapjacks
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    on
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    Marthas
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    buttocks.
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    Sir Isaac Newton
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    jammed
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    an apple
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    through
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    Ducks
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    swollen
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    ears
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    . Ouch!
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    What
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    embarrassment
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    bestowed (Yes i broke the rulz but i'm tryin to jumpstart a thread.)
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    upon
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    the
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    Duckster
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    , created
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    through
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    extreme Yeh I broke rulz again.
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    Communistically Pimpiliciousness
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    the most heinous, fit of ugl....aw the hell with it.


    we need a comma in here, so just comma.
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    otherwise
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    Duck
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    wanted
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    more.
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    Michael
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    Jackson
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    parades
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    terminated.
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    why?
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    oh
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    no!
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    Apparently
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    mojo-jojo
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    proceeded
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    to
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    wango-y-tango
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    away
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    oompa-loompa's
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    as
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    snuffalupogous
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    picked
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    a peck of pickled peppers.....

    (Sorry, couldn't resist)
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    from
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    noses
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    of
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    giants
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    Yum!
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    Then
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    I
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    , Rat Bastered,
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    (editors note: How the hell do you recover from this one......?)
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    EA
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    can
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    suck
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    duck's
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    (I'm not touching this one)
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    (you took it that direction!)