Dear Tide Soap
> >
> > I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have!
> > I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom
> > always told me it was the best.
> > Now that I am in my forties, I find it even better!
> > In fact, about a month ago I spilled some red wine on
> > my new white blouse.
> > My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to
> > berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally
> > started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to
> > another, and somehow I ended up with a lot of his
> > blood on my white blouse.
> > I tried to get the stain out using a bargain
> > detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a
> > quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of
> > liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my
> > surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
> >
> > In fact, the stains came out so well the Detective
> > who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my
> > blouse were negative and then my attorney called and
> > said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in
> > the disappearance of my husband.
> >
> > What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough
> > without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once
> > again, for having such a great product.
> >
> > Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty
> > bag people.
> >
> > Sincerely,
> >
> > A Satisfied Customer
> >
> > I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have!
> > I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom
> > always told me it was the best.
> > Now that I am in my forties, I find it even better!
> > In fact, about a month ago I spilled some red wine on
> > my new white blouse.
> > My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to
> > berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally
> > started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to
> > another, and somehow I ended up with a lot of his
> > blood on my white blouse.
> > I tried to get the stain out using a bargain
> > detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a
> > quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of
> > liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my
> > surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
> >
> > In fact, the stains came out so well the Detective
> > who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my
> > blouse were negative and then my attorney called and
> > said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in
> > the disappearance of my husband.
> >
> > What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough
> > without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once
> > again, for having such a great product.
> >
> > Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty
> > bag people.
> >
> > Sincerely,
> >
> > A Satisfied Customer