Tom Cruise DEMANDS to know - WHO FARTED?

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/article...mcruise-CR.html

I had about a dozen things going thru my mind to comment on this, but none of 'em compared to this thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=438060

"the Zapooter film". . .😀

Good lord. Are there actual hollywood execs out there trying to figure out who farted? This is a classic example of someone taking themselves far too seriously. It would have been a little anecdote quickly forgotten except for L Tom. Remember, he knows more about farts than you do.

And yes, they're going to analyze the film to determine which way the wind blew...
"Here in frame 42 the fart strikes Governor Connally ...."

Will they be using such legal precedents as "Dealt it v. Smelt it" or "Denied v. Supplied?"

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