The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the ER I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
http://www.odmp.org/agency/3944-united-sta...u.s.-government
I'm sorry, but this was too funny to pass up considering I'm married to an ER nurse who will confirm there is some truth to this, even as far north as Virginia's ER's.