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IF YOU ARE AN ANTI-GUN, EGG-SUCKING LIBERAL OR VOTED FOR KERRY IN 2004, PLEASE STOP IN TO BE CORRECTLY REPROGRAMMED. YOU HAVE FOUR SHORT YEARS TO BE RETRAINED. WE DO NOT CHARGE FOR THIS VALUABLE IDAHO SERVICE! KEEP TRACK OF THE CRIME BILL LEGISLATION PANIC COMING SOON! KALIFORNIA RECENTLY BANNED .50 BMG'S OF ALL TYPES. EXPECT AN ATTEMPT AT THE FEDERAL LEVEL. CNN WANTS THE 50 BANNED.
WE ARE SET UP FOR BRADY "INSTANT CHECK". IDAHO DOES NOT HAVE FIREARM REGISTRATION OR A WAITING PERIOD. WE REGISTER CRIMINALS AND SEX OFFENDERS, NOT FIREARMS - IT'S A UNIQUE CONCEPT! IF YOU HAVE AN IDAHO CONCEALED WEAPON PERMIT, NO BRADY CHECK IS REQUIRED. MOST FIREARMS TRANSACTIONS CAN BE COMPLETED IN MINUTES. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A CONCEALED WEAPON PERMIT, EXERCISE YOUR RIGHTS, GET ONE - YOU WILL WISH YOU HAD. WE HAVE THE CURRENT BATFE BOOK ON STATE LAWS AVAILABLE FOR YOUR REVIEW.
WOMEN ARE AT THE MOST RISK IN AMERICA WITHOUT HANDGUNS. WE PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION AND SPEND WHATEVER TIME IS NECESSARY TO SERVICE THE FEMALE BUYER. WE COVER FITTING THE GUN TO THE HAND, SAFE HANDLING, SAFE CARRY AND CORRECT AMMUNITION. WE DO NOT RECOMMEND HANDGUNS AS GIFTS FROM MEN TO WOMEN UNLESS THE WOMEN IS PRESENT FOR THE FIT! ALLOCATE SUFFICIENT SHOPPING TIME TO MAKE THE CHOICE.
WE STRIVE TO SOLVE A VARIETY OF PERSONAL PROBLEMS:
"Idaho Statesman" Editors Corrected,
Terrorists Targeted,
Wolves Removed,
Camels Skinned,
Turbans Unwound,
Gun Rights Preserved,
Citizens Armed,
Weapons Supplied,
Politicians Haunted,
Liberal Democrats Castrated,
Legislation Questioned,
Burglars Shot,
Trees Unhugged,
Anti-Gunners Dismissed,
Trespassers Violated,
Gangs Disbanded,
Crimes Prevented,
Faggots Neutralized,
Wolves Tanned,
Bears Removed and Liberals Cured.
We even reprogram newly arrived refugees from Kalifornia into productive, armed residents with Republican registration cards and concealed weapon permits!
ON-SITE CONSULTANT:
NRA Certified Redneck,
Story Teller,
Wilderness Survival Expert,
Supply Sergeant,
Arms Dealer,
Back Country Guide,
Bounty Hunter,
Night Vision Weapon Instructor,
1000 Yard Sniper,
Author, Lecturer, Traveler, Entrepreneur, Independent Contractor, Salesman,
Retired Mechanical Engineer,
Pain-In-The-Ass and Certified Bullshit Artist.
IDAHO SUPPORT GROUPS:
Transplants to Idaho can depend on local support. Idaho welcomes: US Military Members, Retired law enforcement officers, NRA Life Members, Registered Republicans, conservatives, concealed weapon permit holders and people with back bone. If you have a limp wrist, a weak spine or a whine - keep driving! If you had an attitude, leave it where you came from. If you have a serious attitude, stop in. We enjoy the entertainment!
IDAHO BELIEVES:
The Constitution is intact, the ten commandments should be on every public and private building,
English is the official language.
A pony tail belongs on a horses ass or the cheer leader.
Only bulls have rings on their faces.
Roosters have top notches.
Tail-gaiters are fair game.
Men shake but do not hold hands
And cell-phones were not taught in "Drivers-Ed".
KALIFORNIA TRANSPLANT WARNING:
No mechanism is illegal in the state of Idaho as long as federal law is complied with. Don't panic - silencers, machine guns, short shotguns & rifles, switchblades, brass knuckles, ferrets, 2 cycle outboards, gas powered leaf blowers and target practice are all legal! DO NOT CALL 911 ON YOUR FIRST DAY TO IDAHO TO REPORT THESE! Take your meds and welcome to the "LAND OF ID".
Ponderosa Sports
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IF YOU ARE AN ANTI-GUN, EGG-SUCKING LIBERAL OR VOTED FOR KERRY IN 2004, PLEASE STOP IN TO BE CORRECTLY REPROGRAMMED. YOU HAVE FOUR SHORT YEARS TO BE RETRAINED. WE DO NOT CHARGE FOR THIS VALUABLE IDAHO SERVICE! KEEP TRACK OF THE CRIME BILL LEGISLATION PANIC COMING SOON! KALIFORNIA RECENTLY BANNED .50 BMG'S OF ALL TYPES. EXPECT AN ATTEMPT AT THE FEDERAL LEVEL. CNN WANTS THE 50 BANNED.
WE ARE SET UP FOR BRADY "INSTANT CHECK". IDAHO DOES NOT HAVE FIREARM REGISTRATION OR A WAITING PERIOD. WE REGISTER CRIMINALS AND SEX OFFENDERS, NOT FIREARMS - IT'S A UNIQUE CONCEPT! IF YOU HAVE AN IDAHO CONCEALED WEAPON PERMIT, NO BRADY CHECK IS REQUIRED. MOST FIREARMS TRANSACTIONS CAN BE COMPLETED IN MINUTES. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A CONCEALED WEAPON PERMIT, EXERCISE YOUR RIGHTS, GET ONE - YOU WILL WISH YOU HAD. WE HAVE THE CURRENT BATFE BOOK ON STATE LAWS AVAILABLE FOR YOUR REVIEW.
WOMEN ARE AT THE MOST RISK IN AMERICA WITHOUT HANDGUNS. WE PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION AND SPEND WHATEVER TIME IS NECESSARY TO SERVICE THE FEMALE BUYER. WE COVER FITTING THE GUN TO THE HAND, SAFE HANDLING, SAFE CARRY AND CORRECT AMMUNITION. WE DO NOT RECOMMEND HANDGUNS AS GIFTS FROM MEN TO WOMEN UNLESS THE WOMEN IS PRESENT FOR THE FIT! ALLOCATE SUFFICIENT SHOPPING TIME TO MAKE THE CHOICE.
WE STRIVE TO SOLVE A VARIETY OF PERSONAL PROBLEMS:
"Idaho Statesman" Editors Corrected,
Terrorists Targeted,
Wolves Removed,
Camels Skinned,
Turbans Unwound,
Gun Rights Preserved,
Citizens Armed,
Weapons Supplied,
Politicians Haunted,
Liberal Democrats Castrated,
Legislation Questioned,
Burglars Shot,
Trees Unhugged,
Anti-Gunners Dismissed,
Trespassers Violated,
Gangs Disbanded,
Crimes Prevented,
Faggots Neutralized,
Wolves Tanned,
Bears Removed and Liberals Cured.
We even reprogram newly arrived refugees from Kalifornia into productive, armed residents with Republican registration cards and concealed weapon permits!
ON-SITE CONSULTANT:
NRA Certified Redneck,
Story Teller,
Wilderness Survival Expert,
Supply Sergeant,
Arms Dealer,
Back Country Guide,
Bounty Hunter,
Night Vision Weapon Instructor,
1000 Yard Sniper,
Author, Lecturer, Traveler, Entrepreneur, Independent Contractor, Salesman,
Retired Mechanical Engineer,
Pain-In-The-Ass and Certified Bullshit Artist.
IDAHO SUPPORT GROUPS:
Transplants to Idaho can depend on local support. Idaho welcomes: US Military Members, Retired law enforcement officers, NRA Life Members, Registered Republicans, conservatives, concealed weapon permit holders and people with back bone. If you have a limp wrist, a weak spine or a whine - keep driving! If you had an attitude, leave it where you came from. If you have a serious attitude, stop in. We enjoy the entertainment!
IDAHO BELIEVES:
The Constitution is intact, the ten commandments should be on every public and private building,
English is the official language.
A pony tail belongs on a horses ass or the cheer leader.
Only bulls have rings on their faces.
Roosters have top notches.
Tail-gaiters are fair game.
Men shake but do not hold hands
And cell-phones were not taught in "Drivers-Ed".
KALIFORNIA TRANSPLANT WARNING:
No mechanism is illegal in the state of Idaho as long as federal law is complied with. Don't panic - silencers, machine guns, short shotguns & rifles, switchblades, brass knuckles, ferrets, 2 cycle outboards, gas powered leaf blowers and target practice are all legal! DO NOT CALL 911 ON YOUR FIRST DAY TO IDAHO TO REPORT THESE! Take your meds and welcome to the "LAND OF ID".
Ponderosa Sports