Why Are We There?

Started by Duck · 15 posts · 2,098 views

  1. #1
    Why Are We There?

    Every day there are news reports about more deaths.

    Every night on TV there are photos of death and destruction.
    Why are we still there?

    We occupied this land, which we had to take by force, but it causes us nothing but trouble.
    Why are we still there?

    Many of our children go there and never come back.
    Why are we still there?

    Their government is unstable, and they have loopy leadership.
    Why are we still there?

    Many of their people are uncivilized.
    Why are we still there?

    The place is subject to natural disasters, which we are supposed to bail them out of.
    Why are we still there?

    There are more than 1000 religious sects, which we do not understand.
    Why are we still there?

    Their folkways, foods and fads are unfathomable to ordinary Americans.
    Why are we still there?

    We can't even secure the borders.
    Why are we still there?

    They are billions of dollars in debt and it will cost billions more to rebuild, which we can't afford.
    Why are we still there?

    It is becoming clear.

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    > WE MUST PULL OUT OF CALIFORNIA :twisted:
  2. #2
    LOL!

    For a minute I thought you had gone all "liberal" on us there Duck 😉
  3. #3
    That was great!
  4. #4
    LOL!
  5. #5
    That was uncalled for Sarge, and just cruel.
  6. #6
    Well I do have a picture of a ninja ripping off another mans balls as my avatar.
  7. #7
    And I heard him threaten to do that today! ^^
  8. #8
    As you were running out of his office?
    LOL
  9. #9
    Like a little Girl!!!!!
  10. #10
    Like a little girl? Than there would be no fear of deballing. Oh no, now i'm confused.... 🙂
  11. #11
    It's Bubba.
  12. #12
    There is always a fear of de-balling.
  13. #13
    OK Apok, let me spell it out.....

    Sarge has the Monkey Steals The Peach (see avatar) down pat. (pun intended) So Bubba see's him take his stance and it scares Bubba so bad, his scrotum sucks up into his body. IE, When he runs out of the office screaming, he sounds like a little girl.

    It's really just a darwinian defence mechanism developed in the last 20 years or so.... Make sense now?

    hehehe
  14. #14
    So THAT'S why you keep calling Bubba cockeyed..
  15. #15
    Ouch Duck, such phalic references. One would be keen for forget such phrases should one decide to enjoy a sausage, play with a one eyed weasel (poor thing), or recieve a mushroom tatoo upon one's forehead. <innocent look>.