Thread Full o' Fail

Started by DocJon · 102 posts · 18,635 views

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    Edited to add:
    Enjoy the irony, and please move this to Odds and Ends
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    That first pic has to be one of the best things I've read on the interwebs in a long time.

    DOH!


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    DOH! This may have become slightly NSFW.....

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    Atomm wrote:DOH! This may have become slightly NSFW.....

    The problem with NSFW is it's a judgment call, and we don't know the judgment of everyone's boss. Like with the vids I posted a couple days ago of the racetrack crashes: there was one that had a few frames of a topless female, but it was mostly covered and you really couldn't see much more than you could with a low-cut dress or bikini. I labeled it NSFW to be safe, but I felt ridiculous doing it.

    Back to the FAIL.

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    The book one is great Doc!
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    Bubbaspanky wrote:The book one is great Doc!

    That one inspired the thread. I HAD to share it, and since I'm trying not to add to the "This doesn't deserve it's own topic" mega-thread, I figured a FAIL thread would give us a good laugh.

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mw7QPGDuuo
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    Spec FAIL

    "made of long hole" 🤣

    pipular is also not a word afaik 🙄
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    I wonder if they know that once the ID exceed the OD then the ID would now be the OD. Christ tell them that and it'll blow their mind.
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    OK, I'm not in that field, but it's pretty obvious that it's a parody. A very good one at that.

    "The OD will exceed that of the ID, to avoid the hole being on the outside."

    😀

    (Paraphrased) "All pipe of 1,000 feel will have the words, "Long Pipe" written in the middle, so that the contractor doesn't have to walk to the end to determine if it's a long pipe or not."
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    That Chinese sign is awesome!

    The cow is cool too. Sure it's not photcropped?

    Thanks for the good laughs. My coworkers have appreciated it. :-)

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    No way to know if any of these are photoshopped, but I avoid ones that are obviously 'Shopped when I can. Anyone can make a funny pic, but funny reality is where the real funny is at.

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    The "Morans" one has been around for quite a while - I don't think it is 'shopped. It still makes me giggle.
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    Sarge wrote:The "Morans" one has been around for quite a while - I don't think it is 'shopped. It still makes me giggle.

    Yeah, I didn't really phrase that well. I was addressing Atomm's Q about the cow FAIL, but the statement applies to all the FAILS anyway.

    The MORANS one is a staple over at Fark, and probably elsewhere. I wonder, is that a variation of /forums/geeks-r-us/laws-of-teh-internets-5519/" target="_blank">"Gaudere's Law"? If you call someone stupid, you'll invariaby do something to make yourself look stupid - or maybe the lesson is that you shouldn't call someone stupid unless you're sure you're not stupid as well. 😀

    And the schadenfreude in the MORAN one is delicious.
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    I'm sorry, but that article also fails. Muslin (sic) is not a race, it's a religion.
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    Atomm wrote:I'm sorry, but that article also fails. Muslin (sic) is not a race, it's a religion.



    Just to be a dick, actually you fail on your failing... sort of. Muslim is a participant of said religion. The religion is Islam. Muslim is to Christian as Islam is to Christianity.

    Sorry Atomm had to. I have a whole rant about this, but won't get into it.
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    Bubbaspanky wrote:Just to be a dick, actually you fail on your failing... sort of. Muslim is a participant of said religion. The religion is Islam. Muslim is to Christian as Islam is to Christianity.

    Sorry Atomm had to. I have a whole rant about this, but won't get into it.


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    pwned!
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    Damn, don't you hate it when you really want to make a snappy comeback and it's just not there?

    Bubba has me.....

    I'll be in the corner plotting my revenge....
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    I'll be watching for the crowbar at the knees! :-)
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    took me a minute, but that is funny as all hell. Too bad they couldn't even match the font or bold.
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    Some translation FAIL. . .or is it a judgment fail? For the sake of the hamsters, I'll hope for the former 🙂
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  28. #28
    I love engrish stuff 😄 I wonder if there are Chinese/Japanese websites out there dedicated to mocking horrible english translations of their words and phrases?
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    Atomm wrote:

    HA! Anyone else see her commercials? She has a bunch of 30-second spots in this area, and I thought she was local.

    She had quite the Collegiate softball career. 🙂
    http://www.ronideutch.info/Profile
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    Logo/name fail

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    Bubbaspanky wrote:I'll be watching for the crowbar at the knees! :-)


    LOL my wife is related to Tonya Harding. LOL!
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    Raze wrote:LOL my wife is related to Tonya Harding. LOL!

    So, what's she like at the reunions? 🙂

    Can't be much worse than this one.

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    Some Engrish wardrobe fail:

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    Actually, I think this is 100% bad-ass.

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    Yeah, you read right - the LICKERS!

    I remember my friend Kev coming back from Berkelee on summber break, describing some of the Engrish he saw on the foreign students clothes - that was in the 80's, before we'd ever heard of the term 'Engrish' - and one of the examples he cited was a shirt that had this on it. All hail Google! 😀
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    More fun with Engrish:

    This sounds like a vaguely pleasant evening, depending on the weather and distance. . .
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    This sounds like a somewhat MORE pleasant evening!
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    Ya know, when looking back on my past relationships, I'm not sure this is a translation failure.
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    This one might just be too emphatically right, rather than wrong.
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    This one will have to stand on it's own, as I have nothing to add.
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    I've seen that tattoo many places. Nothing like declaring yourself awesome in indelible ink and proving you aren't at the same time! Aaahh, delicious Schadenfreude.


    Here's an INCONSPICUOUS fail. If I ever have a son, I'm thinking of stealing this name 😀


    BTW, note the misspelling of "Guess" 🙂
  37. #37
    Of the many things landscapers and architects must take into account, add SHADOWS to the mix.
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    most horrible game ever, throw in a crappy server browser, bad netcode and some random deviation and you have BF2
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    Well... here's my best...
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    Bubbaspanky wrote:most horrible game ever, throw in a crappy server browser, bad netcode and some random deviation and you have BF2

    The running 'game' is epic in it's fail, and I think Moosedog displayed a determination bordering on pathological in getting even that far. Most ppl will fall on their face five times and say, "That's just screwed. Eff this."
  42. #42
    Yeah, I like pain. That was a brilliantly painful game. lol
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    Duck wrote:


    Damn looks like my own link is a FAIL in the thread full-'O
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    Duck wrote:Damn looks like my own link is a FAIL in the thread full-'O

    Helpin' a brotha out. . .
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    Bubbaspanky wrote:image011.jpg


    this won't go without a come end:

    LOL

    the burrito one,...is just to cross Bubba.
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    saintchism wrote:this won't go without a come end:

    LOL

    the burrito one,...is just to cross Bubba.


    Help a brother out: what language was this posted in? 😀
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    What we HAVE here. . .is FAILURE to communicate!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3WcuvL737A...feature=related

    I think a couple of those words might not accurately represent what you are trying to say. Particularly look at the word "come".

    Just trying to understand.

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    "come end" =comment


    I think
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    Bubbaspanky wrote:"come end" =comment


    I think

    I think you're right. Thanks!

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    If something is just too X, its good. Very good but tough in the same time.
    It happens to me when I enjoy or am getting emotional. It is a brainstorming like procedure during which the "language" files r being mixed up! 🙂

    What really interest me though since I read this

    Bubbas Tatoo ,

    is what is it about this picture u drew, Bubba. How does it look like?

    Certainly it won't be a formula, I'd guess and I am also almost sure that it is coming in colours, it won't be monochrom. Further I am sure that it won't picture a human being or parts of its outer forms or anything like it. Can't u give some more hints!
    To what science does it belong?
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    1.) the only person who would have a prayer at guessing would be Sarge or Atomm

    2.) It would be black and grey.
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    Bubbaspanky wrote:1.) the only person who would have a prayer at guessing would be Sarge or Atomm

    2.) It would be black and grey.

    You're going to tattoo panties and a bra on yourself, aren't you?

    You're really limiting yourself before Labor Day if you go with black/grey - you won't be able to wear anything shear and white.

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    Ok like I am tattoo panties... you know I am commando type of man
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    Bubbaspanky wrote:Ok like I am tattoo panties... you know I am commando type of man

    [Johnny Carson]
    "I did not know that."
    [/Johnny Carson]

    Bubba's cat, however, knows that.
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    Nuf' said.

    EDIT: Looks like Memory is tattooed Memony to me also
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    Duck wrote:Nuf' said.

    EDIT: Looks like Memory is tattooed Memony to me also

    The "n" COULD be a stylized "r", I suppose. I've seen that pic around for a year or more. I used to laugh at it, now all I can think of is some poor guy lost someone he loved, and now he has a tattoo of them as an undead zombie. I'm not getting the laugh mileage out of it that you would expect.
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    Well it's a cusive "R", but it does look like and n
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    +1
    Makes me sick to think we and our kids and there kids are going to be stuck with this shit - all in the name of greed.

    Brush up on your mandarin comrade - hope you like rice.
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    Back at ya'

    His tattoo reads "At the end of the day, this is an ugly boy."
    🤣 🤣 🤣
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    Serves him right for being a hairdresser and "trendy"
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    Trendy tattoos... that's one of the dumbest thing you can do isn't it?
    trendy!=permanent
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    I always joke with my wife when I see one of those tattoos that it means "beef with broccoli"
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    Sarge wrote:The pic for this one won't make any sense unless you can read both German and Chinese. Needless to say however, you should always double check your translations!


    🤣 🤣 🤣

    Way cool. That one. Imagining these stiff collar wearing serious as shit sexually retarded scientist and their CLIENT's faces! Uahh!
    Love it!!! Absolutly adorable this <B chinese translator!

    (in case anyone should wonder <B = Brain kiss - nothing physical implicated here 😀)
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    Saint wrote:....Imagining these stiff collar wearing serious as shit sexually retarded scientist


    Bubba, I thought you were in the U.S. not Germany.....
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    So one of the guys at work's sister-in-law decide she is going to sell one of her black dresses. She titles the forum thread, For Sale Plus Size Black Cocktail Dress.


    The forum truncates the title of the thread.


    Wait for it......


    Wait for it......


    For Sale Plus Size Black Cock


    Did I mention my friend is of the African American persuasion? That makes it even funnier. I asked him how much she was getting for him and he just laughed.

    I'd say that is Forum Fail at it's best!

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    I skeered ya with that last one eh?!
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    ummm....
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    Atomm wrote:I skeered ya with that last one eh?!

    Yeeeah. . .I'm gonna hafta ask you to go ahead and, you know, not talk about the plus-sized black cock. You're frightening the children. . .and me. . .and Bubba. I don't remember anything ever frightening Bubba. I hope you're proud of yourself, mister.

    😱
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    My work here is done. I can die a happy man...... 😈

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    Atomm wrote:My work here is done. I can die a happy man...... 😈

    🙂

    Here's a couple tattoo pics I've found recently:

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    Poor Kid. His life is hell at no fault of his own......
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    Atomm wrote:Poor Kid. His life is hell at no fault of his own......


    DocJon Posted Today, 06:52 PM
    Child named Hitler is refused birthday cake.


    That is a most embarrassing story and a clear case of child abuse.
    This poor children. Their case upsets me a lot.

    They r already listed in Wikipedia (scroll dwn) !!!

    There was this sweet jewish, vellac83. She/he said she/he would even pay the claim later when the children reached the age of 18 to change their names.

    Sure its the given rights of parents to name their children, but in that case it should be withdrawn. There should never be names like that, no where in the world. (F@cK CHILE's government).

    ddalmaso nailed it for me in his statement of dec 14. 2008.
  78. #78
    Did anyone else notice the tatoo guy is over 6'10 and shaves his eyebrows? Man, I'm scared......

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    Atomm wrote:Did anyone else notice the tatoo guy is over 6'10 and shaves his eyebrows? Man, I'm scared......


    You know, I missed the shaved eyebrows. Something must've distracted me.

    I'm not sure if the guy is six-feet ten-inches, or if he's just bumping six feet. The numbers on each side don't agree. One side might be centimeters. Six feet would be 180 centimeters, maybe they cut off the 1.

    I can't believe that couple Godwin'ed their child. I honestly don't know what should be done about that, if anything. I'm just glad I'm not related to them.
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    Musician fail? I dunno. Who cares? It's funny!


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    I am a professional cow bellist looking for musicians to jam with. I have
    pro gear, and play through mic and a 1200 watt crest power amp and a Ampeg
    810 with 2 -18's. I normally play in the keys of "ding, donk, and dunk" but
    can switch it up depending on song. I will not play any Blue Öyster Cult,
    Motley Crue livewire. Lets
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    🤘
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    Dude! What else is there but Livewire and Don't Fear the Reaper.

    Sounds like he wants to do some bluegrass.....

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    Ad fail? This is from my GMAIL acct.

    First of all, their www. YOU-DO-IT.us website reads like YOU DOLT, thanks to the capitalized " i " looking like a lowercase " L ".

    Next of course is the fishing bike that has plenty of QUIT in it, when I think they were going for QUIET.

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    Doc, that last one got moved. Think you can upload it instead?
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    Atomm wrote:Doc, that last one got moved. Think you can upload it instead?

    Heh, the auto-porn software saw the amount of skin in the picture and removed it as obscene, I suspect. It IS obscene, but probably not in the way they thought it was.

    Atomm, this is one of those times when the phrase, "Be careful what you wish for" comes to mind.

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  87. #87
    Dear God! Don't ever do that to me again......

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    I'M BLIND!! BLIND I TELL YA!!!!
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    Paladin wrote:I'M BLIND!! BLIND I TELL YA!!!!

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    I see nothing wrong with one of my gun club members........
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    🤣 🤣 🤣

    How could you.

    I remember the picture of "you" you showed us, and it looked awkwardly similar to this one somehow. It was something like an answer to Bubbas post before and it showed "you" as a sexually frustrated "hard to say what it was".
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    I think Doc meant to post this:

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    I don't know which picture makes my penis retreat into my body further. At least mine was blatantly frightening. Your has the sexy up front, with the OMG hidden behind her back.
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    I am taking option B! You enjoy your option A Doc ;I won't try to invade your rights to make such a choice.
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    Bubbaspanky wrote:I am taking option B! You enjoy your option A Doc ;I won't try to invade your rights to make such a choice.

    Enjoy life with an unnecessary 9mm hole in your penis. 😲
  96. #96
    Enjoy yours with the 'other Bubba'
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    Bubbaspanky wrote:Enjoy yours with the 'other Bubba'

    Don't be like that. You know there's only one Bubba for me! 😉
  98. #98
    Alrighty... get over here you big lug!

    😛
  99. #99
    Ummm, Check Please!
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  101. #101
    Or are these more to your liking doc?

    And obviously MY favorite, because Ya' know WWJDW55.6

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    Bubbaspanky wrote:I think Doc meant to post this:

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    Nice.. umm.. gun... yea gun.....