MTV has put together a list of upcoming records that will probably suck, and why. I know, it sounds weird coming from MTV, but there it is. Besides ripping into some non-Punknews.org acts like 50 Cent and Blake Lewis, the artist looks at upcoming albums from bands like Panic! At the Disco, Weezer, Thrice, Cobra Starship and more.
Their take on Panic! At the Disco?
Panic don’t exactly have a lot of “cred” on their side, and the success of their A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out record was seen by pretty much everyone as a monumental fluke. Which means that they’ve got an awful lot to prove on album number two … and that’s not always a good thing. […] You’ve got the makings of perhaps the biggest sophomore flameout since Terence Trent D’Arby’s Neither Fish Nor Flesh, a fact made even more troubling when you consider that most of the dudes in this band were, like, 1 when that album came out.
How about critically acclaimed post-hardcore act Thrice?
Because no matter what Dustin Kensrue and company will tell you about “changing the band’s sound” and “pushing boundaries” — something they seemingly do whenever there’s a new album to promote — everything the band does sounds exactly the same. Throw in a half-baked “concept” (four EPs, each based on one of the Earth’s elements) and this one has the potential to blow everything past, present or future directly out of the water in terms of suckitude.
Weezer?
Expect hooks-by-the-books and unabashed stadium anthems hidden beneath a veneer of self-deprecation and humility (which, at this point, is so beyond annoying that it’s not even funny). Also, Weezer haven’t been good since Pinkerton, and I’m pretty sure the bass player dude hates me.
And, of course, Cobra Starship: It will suck “Because Cobra Starship are involved.”
You can check out the whole story here.
Source MTV has put together a list of upcoming records that will probably suck, and why. I know, it sounds weird coming from MTV, but there it is. Besides ripping into some non-Punknews.org acts like 50 Cent and Blake Lewis, the artist looks at upcoming albums from bands like Panic! At the Disco, Weezer, Thrice, Cobra Starship and more.
Their take on Panic! At the Disco?
Panic don’t exactly have a lot of “cred” on their side, and the success of their A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out record was seen by pretty much everyone as a monumental fluke. Which means that they’ve got an awful lot to prove on album number two … and that’s not always a good thing. […] You’ve got the makings of perhaps the biggest sophomore flameout since Terence Trent D’Arby’s Neither Fish Nor Flesh, a fact made even more troubling when you consider that most of the dudes in this band were, like, 1 when that album came out.
How about critically acclaimed post-hardcore act Thrice?
Because no matter what Dustin Kensrue and company will tell you about “changing the band’s sound” and “pushing boundaries” — something they seemingly do whenever there’s a new album to promote — everything the band does sounds exactly the same. Throw in a half-baked “concept” (four EPs, each based on one of the Earth’s elements) and this one has the potential to blow everything past, present or future directly out of the water in terms of suckitude.
Weezer?
Expect hooks-by-the-books and unabashed stadium anthems hidden beneath a veneer of self-deprecation and humility (which, at this point, is so beyond annoying that it’s not even funny). Also, Weezer haven’t been good since Pinkerton, and I’m pretty sure the bass player dude hates me.
And, of course, Cobra Starship: It will suck “Because Cobra Starship are involved.”
You can check out the whole story here.
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